BLOGS!
Ugh, I feel like life is about OTHER people. Punishing other people, celebrating other people, talking about other people, listening to other people...
Hey, there's a blog section on my profile. What the hell's a blog?
*Ten minutes Later*
WOOOAAHHHH! So, I can write about my life, and people will read it, and talk about it, and comment on it? *Enter sarcastic tone here* Wow, that's sooooo amazing.
Anyway, I like the sound of this "Bllloooooog." I think I might have a go at it:
* Cue cheesy music and drum roll* PREEEEEESEEEEENTIIIIINNGGGG:
* Deep gravely voice* THE EXCITINGLY AWESOME HILARIOUS BLOG!!!!! *Cue confetti*
*Cough, Splutter*
Ok, so maybe it's not exactly exciting.
* Deep gravely voice* THE NOT EXACTLY EXCITING AWESOME HILARIOUS BLOG!!!!! *Cue confetti... again*
Ok, fine! It's not awesome. How about... Brilliant. No? *Huff* Fine!
* Deep gravely voice again (sorry if your throats are hurting)* THE HILARIOUS BLOG!!!!! *Cue confetti... again. Jesus, were gonna run out of confetti soon*
What do you mean it's not hilarious? ok, OK! It's kinda funny though, isn't it. No? Oh for god's sake!!!!!
* Deep gravely voice (if you can still speak)* THE "Will raise a chuckle but is not exactly comedy gold" BLOG!!!!! *Cue confetti... Oh wait, we don't have any confetti left. DAMN!*
'That good enough for you?]
No? What do you mean no?! You're so mean! No! No, I'm not changing it again, you're gonna have to live with it.
Hah, I won this round *YESS*.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, IT. IS. FUNNY!!!! What do you know about comedy anyway? *Sulk*
This battle isn't over...
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