Well folks in a thread about Derpy earlier today I told a slight lie. I said that I never threatened anyone in response to this enlightened tolerant individual who is just so much better than everyone else here who expressed concern at all the horrid Derpy fans who all and I mean all sent death threats to Hasbro including yours truly. That's right folks, I sent a death threat to Hasbro and while I am fessing up I might as well own up to a few other things too.

You see folks, I worship satan and I am a real avid practitioner too I am not just a Sunday satanist who decapitates a cat on the most unholy day and acts like a sane rational person the rest of the week. Nope, I trip old ladies whenever I see them try to cross the street, I spit in peoples food when they are not looking when I am at a restaurant, I throw newborn puppies out of windows for fun. And last but not least I eat babies, I eat them barbequed, broiled, smoked, under glass, fricasseed with barbeque sauce with garlic and pepper either way is good eating.

Seriously though this person really did say that all the Derpy fans who oh I don't know actually happen to like Derpy are all as bad as the few whacko's who actually did send the death threats. I understand why the moderators had to shut that thread down as they have to keep the peace here but it just begs the question who are the real bigots in this whole issue? Yes I have let my temper sometimes get the better of me on this matter but I at least didn't resort to such a baseless slander as comparing all Derpy haters to psychos who send death threats.