A glass of water, if you please

An Applejack, for me to tease

A metric ton of orange snow

Another season of my show

A song to start a fire by

Dilithium crystals (don't ask why)

A house-sized chunk of cheddar cheese

A mangy dog, complete with fleas

A big ol' mug of apple cider

A Purple Smart, with Spike beside her

A tambourine that's made of taffy

A small black duck who goes by 'Daffy'

Another round of hedge-maze games

A stuffy Princess (no names, no names)

A flowering field of Poison Joke

A Doctor Whooves (one interesting bloke)

Ten barrels of indigo whipped cream

A punk, who's simply full of steam

A Rainbow Dash in such a hurry

A Rarity, who's fun to worry

Chocolate milk - an entire sea

A Fluttershy, complete with tea

A thousand strands of thread, unspooled

A million Pinkies, Mirror Pooled

A giant color-changing lizard

A better drawing for The Squizard

A single piece of Celestia's cake

(bet THAT'LL keep her Highness awake!)

One schoolhouse full of Zap Apple Jam

Another appearance for Flim & Flam

Starlight's cutie-mark switching spell

(who's the target?  I'll NEVER tell...)

A coat of arms & legs, so fancy

An autograph from John DeLancie

... and all these gifts, I hope you'll bring...

Forget the bells;

LET CHAOS RING!

Ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAA hahahahahahahahahahahaaa!