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Jokes stolen on the internet - Day 7


A French Derpy full of Salt

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Doctor: You've got six weeks to live

Me: Give me eight

Doctor: It doesn't work like that.

Me: Seven?

Doctor: Come on...

Me: F*ck you.

Doctor: Ok, now it's five.

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They say you should carpe diem, because you never know when you'll carpe and die-m.

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