I was going to make a joke about being faster than the speed of dark, and then post an image of a Garfield comic where he flips off a light switch and jumps into his bed before the room gets dark, and then he says, "Faster than the speed of dark," but I can't find a picture of it online.  I'd have to look through a dozen of my Garfield books to find which one it's in, and then scan it and upload it myself, but that would involve getting up....

Idk I'm too lazy for this. 

The answer is simple don't go to sleep