A man is not allowed to wear a false mustache that could provoke church visitors to laugh.
Then again, this law specifies men, not dragons!
It is forbidden for women to wear underpants.
It is forbidden for adults to smile if more than one lacking tooth is shown thereby.
A husband in Arkansas allowed to beat his wife, but no more than once in a month.
It is forbidden for female singles, divorced or widowed women to parachute on Sundays. Non-married women who do so may get a penalty in money or prison.