(Unless you positively nail it)

• Skaters
• Misunderstood edgy characters
• Bleeding heart overly sad characters 
• Retconning
• “It was only a dream.”
• Perfect fighters
• Everything must end in romance
• Dark and stormy nights
• Villainous parents
• The Chosen One
• Gods who cannot defeat non-God related villains
• Plot armor
• (parenthetical rants)
• Misunderstood fighters/heroes/musicians who instantly have a huge fan base
• Immediate love, platonic or otherwise
• Immediately good at everything characters
• Overly large rarely words used in a narrative (when there’s a common, smaller alternative)
• Blood fucking everywhere
• Deus ex machina
• Mary Sues in general
• Characters in horror stories lack common sense
• Gasoline explodes if you so much as think of fire
• The good guy can do no wrong
• The bad guy can do no good
• Censoring curse words
• Amnesia
• Too much TLC
•  Characters who have suffered over the top abuse from friends, family, guardians, etc.
• *using asterisks to denote an action like we're role playing*
•  Amnesia
•  A character is dead and gone permanently as decided by the story, only to come back through some unforseen loop hole three episodes later (I'm looking at you, Dragonball)
•  The bad guy is bad because he's bad.
• The good guy is good because we're supposed to root for him.
• Amnesia
• The Happy Ending Override (see 90% of sequels)
• Alarm clock wake-ups
• “Screw our orders! Those are our men out there!”
• Self sacrifice, doubly so when it is the thing that destroys plot armor 
• Good guy and bad guy team up to stop a mutual threat cliché
• Rehashing
• Fourth wall breaking
• Opposites attract cliché
• Bad guy too powerful. Time for weakness ex machina.
• Anything shiny
• You make an original character for a fan fiction who is a rare breed of animal/warrior/marsupial because reasons
• ”So my friends and I were...”
• Kiss of Death cliché (characters kiss, at least one perishes shortly thereafter)
• Romance ex machina

If I can figure out how to quickly find my blog then I will add more to this with time. Do you have anything I can add?