Only the stallions are gonna get this one.
Y'know what really grinds my gears? When I pee and it splashes out of the bowl. No matter how I do it, where I aim, or how careful I am, half the time tiny little flecks of urine splash all over the place. I go barefoot in the house, and I often feel little pinpricks of pee hitting the tops of my feet. I have to clean them constantly after I go. It's horrible. And my shower curtain is right next to the toilet, (only about 8 or so inches away) and it gets tiny drops of urine on it constantly. I try to spot clean it, but it's so damn hard and annoying. Most of the time I just ignore it, and then the curtain builds up a nasty residue and I have to take it down and launder it.
Mares--you all think us stallions have it so sweet being able to pee standing up. Well, I'm tellin' you--the grass is never greener. Every side has it's inconveniences, and I'm so f*ckin' sick of cleaning urine off my feet, the carpet, and the shower curtain. And that's why I've made a decision: from now on, I'm sitting down. Takes a few extra seconds, but I'd rather just be able to relax and not have it splash. I've tried it for the past couple of weeks, and I like it. From this day forward, girl style all the way!!