So today i had to step out for a minute to set-up a recently bought treadmill. I had left my laptop open and my word document where i was writing my latest MLP fan fic in the background. So when i stepped out my nosy mom peeked around in my laptop. when i came back this is the conversation that followed:
Mom: "so ah, Big Mac and Vinyl Scratch in a sweet pony romance eh?"
Me: "what are you talking about?"
Mom: " i saw your little story."
Me: How? i had it hidden in the background?"
Mom: "let's just say im not as technologically impaired as you think."
Me: "theres such thing as privacy."
Mom: "what was that? speak up"
Me: "Privacy motherf*****! have you heard of it!"
Mom: "what did you say?!"
Me: "you heard me."
Me: "say what one more time, i dare you. No, I double dare you mothaf*****!"
I then stormed out laughing cause thats what crazy people do. I thought that was a funny conversation when i looked back on it.