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I am Samuel L. Jackson

Rainbow    Dash

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So today i had to step out for a minute to set-up a recently bought treadmill. I had left my laptop open and my word document where i was writing my latest MLP fan fic in the background. So when i stepped out my nosy mom peeked around in my laptop. when i came back this is the conversation that followed:

 

Mom: "so ah, Big Mac and Vinyl Scratch in a sweet pony romance eh?"

Me: "what are you talking about?"

Mom: " i saw your little story."

Me: How? i had it hidden in the background?"

Mom: "let's just say im not as technologically impaired as you think."

Me: "theres such thing as privacy."

Mom: "what was that? speak up"

Me: "Privacy motherf*****! have you heard of it!"

Mom: "what did you say?!"

Me: "you heard me."

Mom: "what!?"

Me: "say what one more time, i dare you. No, I double dare you mothaf*****!"

I then stormed out laughing cause thats what crazy people do. I thought that was a funny conversation when i looked back on it.



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Is your mom a brony, or at least have a basic understanding of the show? Because your mom sounds pretty freaking awesome. +100 for Pulp Fiction. If only there was a "Aww, I shot X in the face..." or "Dead ****** Storage" reference. Then this story would be complete, and I would march up there and give your mom a hug if I were you.

If she ever brings it up, tell her to recite Genesis 38:8, and snap a pic of her face when she reads it!

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Is your mom a brony, or at least have a basic understanding of the show? Because your mom sounds pretty freaking awesome. +100 for Pulp Fiction. If only there was a "Aww, I shot X in the face..." or "Dead ****** Storage" reference. Then this story would be complete, and I would march up there and give your mom a hug if I were you.

If she ever brings it up, tell her to recite Genesis 38:8, and snap a pic of her face when she reads it!

she really isnt but i made her watch alot of fan made videos and mlp episodes so she knows almost all the characters i reference

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