FUS RO fail and i spend my time how i want
So today was my last day of freedom before i have college. I decided i was going to spend my time wisely. I got up at 8:00 in the morning and i said to myself: " i got a lot of time." I then woke up at 10:00 and realized it was my last day. So then i had to spend the rest of the day getting back my music by re-downloading every song i knew i had. that took 6 hours. so while i was doing that i was playing Skyrim and got hooked on the Unrelenting Force shout.
I proceeded to run around the house yelling FUS RO DAH! everytime i got to the DAH part i exchanged it with a burp or a fart. Of course my mom had to be at my house today. this is the conversation that took place:
Mom: what the hell are you doing?
Me: I am the Dovakhin! FUS RO *belch*
Mom:And you wonder why you can't get girlfriends
Me: Who needs girlfriends when you can breath fire and shit.
Mom: Oh thats right you like to f*** cartoon ponies
Me: F*** YOU! FUS RO *fart* Now if you'll excuse me i have work to do! YOOL TOR SHUL!
She then called me a nerd. 30 minutes later she entered my room and started yelling at me.
Mom: you are wasting your time with that stupid computer!
Me: hey i love my computer! Besides im doing important work.
Mom: Looking up pony pron isn't work.
Me:I'm not DOING THAT!
Mom:Too much time on the computer can result in health problems.
Me: Thank you Dr. F*** if you are so interested in what im doing i have to redownload all my music and other things.
Mom: Ok, just dont strain yourself.
She then proceeded to the kitchen to answer the phone. It was a family friend and I wanted to talk to them. leave it to my mom to mess things up:
Mom: Oh hi, yeah my son is here
Me: lemme talk to them
Mom:Right now? He's busy maintaining his rod while watching cartoon pony pron. yeah hes really going at it hard. i think he might hurt himself.
Me: F*** YOU! i hope you die you a**hole.
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