So I just got done talking to a friend and his sister. I wanted to borrow a scooter so i dont have to exert myself when walking to classes. I had a crush on his sister and he knew. When he said that he knew he also said i wouldn't have a chance but watching me be awkward was adorable. So i talked to his sister and this is how it went down.

Me: So do you have the scooter i can borrow?

Her: yes i will get it

*she gets the scooter and brings it to me*

Me: oh sweet thanks. I wuv you *i said jokingly*

Him: We all know that dude.

Me: where the hell did you come from?"

Him:I am a ninja

Her: umm yeah so here it is

Him: Ok now kiss her

Me: hey go f*** yourself

*i proceed to give her a brohug*

Him: oh thats right you like to f*** pony plushies that have an artificial...

Her: stop that. dont be mean

Me: No cause i like to pretend im f****** cartoon ponies. they turn me on soo much. they feel so much better than a real woman. i said sarcastically

*my friends sister, who is a year younger than me, gets a horrified look in her face and walks off*

it turns out their dad heard me and he is known to be a troll.

Friends dad: well some people like to go that way. Just make sure the pony doesnt buck you in the nuts. Of course you might like that.

Him: Dont worry we won't judge you. as long as they are legal age you can do them all you want.

Me: Why the f*** does everybody think i f*** cartoon ponies!?

both: cause you're a dragon

Me: f***ity bye

i then leave and walk to my truck. I have been noticing that people around me like to troll me alot lately.

For the record i don't have a plushie with an artificial...you know.