I just realized my blog is not popular compared to others. I could have never expected this, and this comes as a great shock to me, the greatest man to ever exist. However, since I am courageous and perseverant (spellcheck says perserverant is not a word but obviously it is just jelly that I invented a word it doesn't know) and all that stuff, I will stand unfazed by this development (even though I am totally shocked). I will rise to the occasion, and bring down all of my competitor's blogs in flame! Lovely, lovely FLAMES! AHAHAHAH But I do digress.

Hence, a new policy will be adopted. It's called "shameless advertising", and as a propagandist, I can testify to the kitten saving powers of this groundbreaking technology. It is no doubt the most moral thing you can ever do, and even Jesus used this tactic, resulting in free wine being made and distributed to the alcoholic bums thankful poor. Also my competitors use this tactic as well, but if you know me, you know that I will take this to an entirely different level and league. I will personally stamp an ad for my blog on Feld0's forehead, you got that? FELD0'S FOREHEAD. That's how far I'm going.

So without further ado, let the games begin,