So i came home today playing a song by Simgretina(brony musician) on my iphone. My mom heard it and i told her about how apparently people are hard for the stallion named Braeburn who was a cousin to Apple Jack. BIG MISTAKE! This is what went down:

Mom: That music your playing sounds like something that would play at a gaybar.

Me: I think you might be right, there are people who like Braeburn ,Appl Jacks cousin.

*proceed to show her a picture of him*

Mom: Oh so we are going into the brokeback mountain stuff huh?

Me: What? No.

I go to my room where i start fiddling with some tools.

Me: COME ON! The stupid thing fits why do i have to force it in?! Fine i will get the lube you stupid sh*t!

*mom runs in*

Mom: Oh so now you have to switch sides? The mane 6 wasn't good enough for you?

Me: SHUT UP! im fiddling with something!

Mom: Are you fiddling with Braeburns big juicy..

I throw an allen wrench in her direction

Me: F*CK OFF!

*grandma walks in*

GMom: whats all the commotion!?

Mom: Our little man likes to stick it in Stallions you know what while servicing their unit.

*grandma gets a look of shock on face and walks away.*

Me: You know some parent's kids kill their moms over minor things. i could do the same you know.

Mom: yeah but your too busy servicing Braeburn, just make sure you clean up that stuff when you two are done.

Me: First off it'sa cartoon pony, secondly he would be too fit back here lastly-

Mom: oh so you let him have a turn at your back door too?

she then runs off while i load my pellet gun.