Hello all, Paradox here! I've recently come across a tome so vastly and immensly useful to all, I will have to tell you about it...

THE BRO CODE.

This code dictates what a man must do if he wishes to stay in the bro category with his other bros.

Some of these articles in the Bro Code, though, contradict what we bronies do in everyday life.

That is why I, the Great Paradox, shall be transforming the Bro Code into a thing able to be used by bronies the world over.

It shall be called...

THE BRONY CODE!!!!