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Bronies Before Honies.

 

The bond between two bronies is stronger than the bond of a brony and a non-brony chick because, on average, bronies are 20% cooler than chicks. That's just Science.

 

REAL-LIFE EXAMPLES:

The other day, when I was going to go hang with this smokin' hot chick down at the sports arcade, I got a call from my brony friend about a meetup. To make a long story short, bye bye babe, hello ponies!

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that would entail that she is a pegasister, and this is the brony code, not the pegasister code, which i will speak of in a later article.

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I have brony and nonbrony friends. Males and females on both sides. I like them all equally, and to abandon others because one brony friend wants to hang out seems kind of ridiculous.

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I know it would be better to invite the chick to come to the meetup.

But, it wouldn't really make sense.

Brony + Non-Brony = Doesn't really equal anything.

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Dates override hanging out with bros unless the girl is being a bitch and trying to force you to skip out on previously made plans with said bros so you can go shopping or watch a chick flick or something.

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