Today i hung out with a friend i haven't seen in a long time. I showed him an MLP fan site and he was super confused. This is the conversation we had.
Friend: This is false! Twilight would never romance it up with Big Mac.
Me: I guess, but its just a fantasy. *goes to next page*
Friend:Why is Sootaloo homeless all of a sudden!
Me: Part of the fandom believes she is an orphan since theres no mention of her parents.
Friend: well they are wrong
i then show him some fan made OC's
Friend: This is all false, none of these ponies existed in the show!
Me:Dude, they are just fan made.
Friend: YOU'RE FACE IS FAN MADE!
i then face-palmed myself and went home...he's doesnt understand the MLP fandom at all.
I got home and was super hungry. I decided to eat a lot of candy because my mom wouldnt make me food. I told her i was too lazy to make my own, but would she make me food? NO~ Anyways she watched me eat an insane amount of candy and we began this conversation:
Mom: You enjoying yourself there? Go make yourself some real food.
Me: Yes i am and candy is real f****** food.
Mom: For the worms inside your stomach yes but not for you.
Me: What?
She then proceeded to tell me about the Worms inside my stomach and how i have been getting secret doses of anti-worm medication. I am inclined to believe her since she had a pill bottle as evidence. I was sorta scared until she showed me the pill bottle for the dog. She had switched out my pain meds for the dogs medication. I hate her so much.
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