so i woke up this morning and my cat came jumping on me i was like so i went into the kitchen and of course my kids and wife were waiting for me so i went to the radio and put on queen my wife asks if i got the newspaper i said no XD so i went outside and my neighbour talks to me as always about my job.

then one of my students comes with beer im like 0_o so i yelled at him he dropped it and ran i came back in the house my son Billy looks at me and he says "why dad?" im like XD.