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I'm now gay! Apparently...


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According to school, I am gay. I was unaware of this fact until people pointed out the signs that showed my homosexuality like a huge beacon. For example, did you know:

 

· I'm gay because I don't find Nicki Minaj attractive

· I'm gay because I prefer Kasabian to One Direction

· I'm "super gay" because I prefer RPGs to Call of Duty.

· I'm gay because I play Magic the Gathering

· I'm gay because I used to play Yu-gi-oh.

· I'm gay because I used to play Pokémon TCG

· I'm gay because I play Pokémon

· I'm gay for still playing on my PS2

· I'm gay because I've never had a relationship

· I'm gay because I stood up for a male friend

· I'm gay because I don't have a Facebook account

 

And most crucially:

· I'm gay because I know of transparent fishing wire

 

So thanks people at school! I now 12 reasons why I am gay.

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Gay Illuminati are going to descend upon you for revealing their secret gay code on MLP Forums.

 

Or people at your school are dumb.

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Let's see...

 

Nicki Minaj attractive? Fuck no.

One Direction or Kasabian? Not sure who Kasabian is, but they're probably better than One Direction. Also, how does not liking One Direction make you gay? I would think it'd be the other way around...

RPGs or CoD? I think I'd be "super mega ultra gay to the max" on this one.

Magic: the Gathering? Let's just say that on Friday and Saturday, I will be spending ~36 hours or so playing Magic.

Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon TCG? I'd still play both if I had enough money for multiple card games, that shit's expensive. I still play Yu-Gi-Oh DS games.

Play Pokemon: not as much as I used to, but I do try to keep up with new generations as they come out.

PS2? I play PC, DS and PS2. PS2 just has so many great RPGs, I don't think I'll ever get rid of it.

Relationships? I've had a few, so I guess that makes me less gay.

Stood up for male friends? When necessary.

Facebook? I have one. Gotta keep up with friends in different states somehow. Also great for scheduling get togethers.

Transparent fishing wire? Wait, so I'm gay because I know it exists? Okay...

 

According to people at your school, I'm gayer than Viscra watching Village People music videos while drinking an Appletini in Parisian cafe. And I'm probably even gayer for knowing enough to even use that analogy :P

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According to people at your school, I'm gayer than Viscra watching Village People music videos while drinking an Appletini in Parisian cafe. And I'm probably even gayer for knowing enough to even use that analogy tongue.png

 

That sounds "gaytastic".

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According to people at your school, I'm gayer than Viscra watching Village People music videos while drinking an Appletini in Parisian cafe. And I'm probably even gayer for knowing enough to even use that analogy tongue.png

o: MY SECRETS HAVE BEEN RAVAGEEEEED

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I I'm gay because I don't find Nicki Minaj attractive
· I'm "super gay" because I prefer RPGs to Call of Duty.
· I'm gay because I still play Yu-gi-oh.
· I'm gay for still playing on my PS2
· · I'm gay because I stood up for a male friend
· I'm gay because I don't have a Facebook account

 

 

I am guilty of all these... I must REALLY be a homosexual.

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i think the most 'gay' things about me is that i care about my appearance, i like extravagant clothing (i guess that translates to 'fashion'), i like wearing womens clothes, i'm "weak", and i actually care about other peoples feelings. oh, and maybe that i like guys, too. maybe that has something to do with it.

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and i actually care about other peoples feelings

I really don't see how caring about peoples feelings can be gay.

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I really don't see how caring about peoples feelings can be gay.

I don't see how knowing about transparent fishing wire is gay but apparently it is.

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Does that make all of those that read this gay since you told us that transparent fishing wire?

You got it! You're all gay now.

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I really don't see how caring about peoples feelings can be gay.

because all guys are supposed to be insensitive, selfish brutes. otherwise they're gay little sissies. didn't you know?

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Seriously though, I hate it when people say you're 'gay' because you don't like (or like) something unusual. If you're gay, it means you are attracted to/want to have sex with your gender.

 

LEARN YOUR ADJECTIVES PEOPLE. DON'T CALL PEOPLE HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE CALL OF DUTY OR FELL OFF A ROPE SWING.

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i think the most 'gay' things about me is that i care about my appearance, i like extravagant clothing (i guess that translates to 'fashion'), i like wearing womens clothes, i'm "weak", and i actually care about other peoples feelings. oh, and maybe that i like guys, too. maybe that has something to do with it.

 

Aw shit son, you gay!

 

 

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Seriously though, I hate it when people say you're 'gay' because you don't like (or like) something unusual. If you're gay, it means you are attracted to/want to have sex with your gender.

 

LEARN YOUR ADJECTIVES PEOPLE. DON'T CALL PEOPLE HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE CALL OF DUTY OR FELL OFF A ROPE SWING.

 

It is indeed an adjective, it's just misused frequently. Personally, I think it's funny to act like you take it seriously. As in stuff like: "Wait, so that game likes to have sex with games of the same gender? I didn't know that... How does a video game have sex anyway?"

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 How does a video game have sex anyway?"

Ever wondered what the hole in the middle of the disc was for? Now you know.

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Ever wondered what the hole in the middle of the disc was for? Now you know.

 

But the other game doesn't have anything that could penetrate said disc hole.

Although, if two discs rubbed against each other, I guess it would kinda count.

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1730031.jpg

 

Seriously though, I hate it when people say you're 'gay' because you don't like (or like) something unusual. If you're gay, it means you are attracted to/want to have sex with your gender.

 

LEARN YOUR ADJECTIVES PEOPLE. DON'T CALL PEOPLE HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE CALL OF DUTY OR FELL OFF A ROPE SWING.

 

Fun Fact: Gay also means 'happy'.  So, it can be used as an adjective.  Not in the context that most use it in, but still.

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Did I blink or did I somehow miss "I'm gay because I like MLP:FiM" in your list of reasons?

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