in my newest one act screenplay, Harmonic "Sexiest person on Earth" Revelations, and George "Scissors" Trenton must escape the clutches of a murderer named Happymeister. It is full of amazingness, and the full thing is below.

Screenplay

Characters:

George "Scissors" Trenton

Happymeister "Homicidal" Friendlison

Harmonic "The Sexiest person on Earth" Revelations

Alexis "I'm Filler to add a second female character" McPointless

Start:

(Lights come on, exposing the set which appears to be a dirty prison, in one cell you can see George and Harmonic,

outside the cell you can see Happymeister and Alexis)

Harmonic: You'll never get away with this!

Happymeister: O rly?

Harmonic: Ya rly.

Happymeister: Slap him with the fish.

*Alexis pushes a button, causing a robotic hand to extend from the cell wall and slap Harmonic with a fish*

Harmonic: Your meager fish technology cannot seduce me, Mrs. Prostitute McLoose

*Alexis stands in stunned silence*

George: Harmonic, you're so great, you're the best!

Harmonic: I know, George, I know.

Happymeister: I will be back to kill you later.

*Happymeister and Alexis walk backstage, presumably to get it on*

George: I know what to do!

Harmonic: You do? Usually that's my job.

George: Shut up, I'm the protagonist, you're only the deutagonist

Harmonic: Really? How many more lines do I have than you? Exactly.

*George lets out a heavy sigh before producing the chainsaw hidden inside of the wall panel with a poster of the Mrs. Butterworth brand of maple syrup, with the word sticky across the bottom*

Harmonic: Cheese and crackers! THAT JUST MIGHT WORK!

George: I know, I'm a genius.

Harmonic: Yet again, that is usually my job.

*George starts cutting open the cell bars*

George: This is why they call me Scissors

*George finishs cutting bars*

George: Let's run!

Harmonic: I can't.

George: Why not?

Harmonic: I can't run with scissors.

END