Hey hey script ponies and welcome the the 6th episode of Random Ramblings of a Ponified Wing. Today, after three days of plotting, conniving, and general sneakiness, I finally was able to troll Dawn Rider (in the nicest way possible) for epic lols. You see, on Saturday, I forced him to sing a duet with Marco of You're the Inspiration by Chicago. Suffice it to say, he didn't take it too well --- although they both did a stand up job to which I give infinite props.

And then, Wingy started thinking, Hmm, that event really needs to be memorialized in the annals of MLPForums history, but how? Thankfully, at this time, the great and powerful kenniks opened commissions for the first time, and I had it. I'd give my buddy his first commission to epicly troll my Aussie buddy for singing a love ballad during a live stream. Do you see what I did there?

Kenniks - the Layer Whore and Glorious Knight in the Trolling Crusade - spent days moving through the stages: sketch, shade, color, deliver. All the while I was thinking, how the buck do I deliver this in such a way that leaves Mr. Dawn Rider totally f'n speechless. Originally, I tried to get Key Gear in on it. Could you imagine if he had just dropped the image in suddenly to one of his RPs. LOLz, but alas, Key Gear hasn't been on to check his inbox - and I'm an impatient bastard.

So... when the image was finally done, I did the next best thing. I went to the post that announced Dawn Rider becoming a staff member, and posted this little gem.

http://mlpforums.com/topic/57919-new-staff-additions-new-chart/?p=1444508

For those who are too lazy to link... image attached.

Then it was time to sit back and gauge the reactions... (shit... NC and Key Gear haven't even realized they're in this yet. The laughter cascade to come....)

lol Here's my skype chat with Dawn:

[5/7/2013 8:46:13 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: Hi Dawn Rider, you're the inspiration X3

[2:22:14 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: hehehehe

[2:23:05 AM] Dawn Rider: wat?

[2:23:27 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: oh you'll see

[2:23:54 AM] Dawn Rider: O_O

[2:24:23 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: hehe yeah...

[2:24:39 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: that's the reaction you should prep

[2:24:51 AM] Dawn Rider: ._.

[2:24:57 AM] Dawn Rider: I need a drink for this

[2:25:01 AM] Dawn Rider: brb one sec

[2:27:05 AM] Dawn Rider: back

[2:27:14 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: wb

[2:27:47 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: so.. lol how're you doing today?

[2:28:45 AM] Dawn Rider: Well... I over slept

[2:28:49 AM] Dawn Rider: I ate food

[2:28:54 AM | Edited 2:29:23 AM] Dawn Rider: I played Dead island Riptide

[2:28:56 AM] Dawn Rider: so

[2:29:00 AM] Dawn Rider: I guess im good

[2:31:08 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: alright.. let's see if this works

[2:31:21 AM] Dawn Rider: ...

[2:34:21 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: and there we go

[2:34:27 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: *whistles*

[2:34:30 AM] Dawn Rider: ?

[2:35:27 AM] Dawn Rider: ....

[2:35:29 AM] Dawn Rider: >: (

[2:35:32 AM] Dawn Rider: I love the image

[2:35:33 AM] Dawn Rider: but....

[2:35:36 AM] Dawn Rider: Dawn Rider slaps you

[2:35:37 AM] Dawn Rider: >: (

[2:37:57 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: hehehe

[2:38:30 AM] Dawn Rider: ty though, I love how it looks xD

[2:38:37 AM] Dawn Rider: I laughed when I saw it

[2:38:37 AM] Dawn Rider: xD

[2:40:00 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: I couldn't wait any longer

[2:40:06 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: I really wanted to get Key Gear in on it

[2:40:14 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: but it was sitting there

[2:40:15 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: tempting me

[2:40:17 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: cruely

[2:40:21 AM] Dawn Rider: Key will laugh so hard he will cry

[2:40:24 AM] Dawn Rider: ...

[2:40:54 AM | Edited 2:40:55 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: hehehe... totally worth it

[2:42:12 AM] Dawn Rider: I wanna kill you and hug you at the same time xD

[2:42:24 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: lol

[2:42:37 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: then I have ascended to the next level of troll

[2:42:47 AM] Dawn Rider: Yes...yes you have

[2:45:31 AM] Wing T.F. McCallister: ahh.. what a glorious move

[2:45:49 AM] Dawn Rider: You're such a lovable troll

[2:45:50 AM] Dawn Rider:

I reiterate... totally worth it. Way to take it like a champ, Dawny.

Shit, I almost forgot. Get the hell off my text file, you Celestia-blessed hippies.