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Y DA NES IS A TERIBL CONSOL


Ron Jeremy

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I RELLY HAET DA NES ITS A RELLY FUKEN TERIBLE SYTSEM N SIHT B/C IT DUSNT HAV A SIHTLODE OF BUTONS N CONRTOL STIX ESPECIALY ONS U CAN CLIK 4 SUM RESIN N SOULDR BUTONS ESPECALY ONS DAT U CAN PUS 2 VARIN DEGRES 4 SUM RESIN DA PPL HO LIK DA NES SAY DAT DA BUTONS IT HAS R ENOGH BUT I TINK TEHRE LYIN U CANT PLAY CAL OF DUTY W/ NES CONTROLR

 

DA GRAFICS R RELLY FUKEN SIHTY B/C DEY ARNT 3D N SIHT N ITS AL BLOKY N NOT HD N DA COLROS R LIMTED HO CAN U HAV GLOSY MEN IN SEPATONE RUNNIN AROUND SHOTIN PPL W/ BLOCY ASS GRAPIS N LIMTED COLORS U CANT TAHTS Y DA CONSL IS 4 DUMASES N STUF LIK TAHT U NO WAT I MENE N STUF

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SRSLY ERRYTHIN U SAY IS RITE IM UR BIGEST FAN BTW AND I WANT 2 POINT OUT DAT ITS FUKIN 8-BIT WATEVR DAFUK DAT MEENS BUT STILL IT SHULD B CALLD 8-SHIT INSTED CUZ ITS A BIG TURD SHIT CONSLE

  • Brohoof 7
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XBOX 720 GOT BETTER GRAPHICX!

 

SUK ON DAT NEES!

IT NVR EXISTED.

 

Y EM I IN CAPSLOCK?

 

FUG DIS, IM LEVIN, THR IS NO RSON 4 ME HEER.

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SRSLY ERRYTHIN U SAY IS RITE IM UR BIGEST FAN BTW AND I WANT 2 POINT OUT DAT ITS FUKIN 8-BIT WATEVR DAFUK DAT MEENS BUT STILL IT SHULD B CALLD 8-SHIT INSTED CUZ ITS A BIG TURD SHIT CONSLE

 

LOL 8 SHIT DATS FUNEY WAHT DA FUK IS AN 8 BIT 8 IS A LOWR NUMBR I BET DA XBONE WIL HAV A MILION FUKEN BITS

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LOL 8 SHIT DATS FUNEY WAHT DA FUK IS AN 8 BIT 8 IS A LOWR NUMBR I BET DA XBONE WIL HAV A MILION FUKEN BITS

IDK MAYB IT WAZ A TYPO 4 8-BITE LYK UR SUPOS 2 EET IT CUZ ITZ SUCH A SHIT SANDWITCH LOL

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Honestly I'm not very much a fan of the NES either. Almost all the games considered "classics" in its library have aged like crap and terrible compared to today's design standards. The only NES games I really like are the Classic Mega Man games and Mario 3 and I have found much more enjoyment out of my modern consoles than any "retro" system. And for the record, graphics aren't the only reason. I simply find more recent games more engaging and lively than 8-bit games.

 

I know you're trying to satirize the dudebro gamers of today but you're blowing it so out of proportion and making it so stupid immature and stupid its really unrealistic. I really loathe people who make fun of people who prefer modern gaming to the point where they're acting as low as the thing they're demonizing.

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Honestly I'm not very much a fan of the NES either. Almost all the games considered "classics" in its library have aged like crap and compared to today's design standards. The only NES games I really like are the Classic Mega Man games and Mario 3. I have found much more enjoyment out of my modern consoles than any "retro" system. And for the record, graphics aren't the only reason.

 

I know you're trying to satirize the dudebro gamers of today but you're blowing it so out of proportion and making it so stupid immature and stupid its really unrealistic.

 

I really loathe people who make fun of people who prefer modern gaming to the point where they're acting as low as the thing they're demonizing.

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I have a feeling you're trying to imply something about the OP but you're being so ridiculously vague about things I can't tell.

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The Ex-boks 1 coold totaly kikc the Nes ass, I meen the Ex-box 1 has "Wun" in it's name, It's alredy Wun the competishion, srsly Nintendo should have seen Ex-bokz befor it made dat peec-o-shit Nes becus it is sucks.

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Honestly I'm not very much a fan of the NES either. Almost all the games considered "classics" in its library have aged like crap and terrible compared to today's design standards. The only NES games I really like are the Classic Mega Man games and Mario 3 and I have found much more enjoyment out of my modern consoles than any "retro" system. And for the record, graphics aren't the only reason. I simply find more recent games more engaging and lively than 8-bit games.

 

I know you're trying to satirize the dudebro gamers of today but you're blowing it so out of proportion and making it so stupid immature and stupid its really unrealistic. I really loathe people who make fun of people who prefer modern gaming to the point where they're acting as low as the thing they're demonizing.

 

OMG U LIK GAMS ON DA NES DAT MENES UR NOT A RELE HARDCRO GAMER U CASAL GO PLAY CAL OF DUTY N GET A HI KD/R

 

(Don't be offended by this. The PONESLAYR character is simply supposed to be the incarnation of idiocy on the internet. I personally enjoy both retro and modern games, and I actually considered making him one of the annoying RETRO IS BETTER THAN ALL MODERN GAMES people, but that was kinda ruled out when I realized that those tend to be literate, while the PONESLAYR character isn't. The CALL OF DUTY > ALL OTHER GAMES people stereotypically type like a monkey flinging poo at a keyboard, so it works.)

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