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DIS BLOG SUX

OMG UR MOMY SUX SHES A NUB BECUS SHE GAV BIRT 2 U LOL IM FUNY

HEHEHEHEH COL STORE U STUPED JRK. TEL IT AGEN. ENCLODING TEH PART WERE U SAE U SUK BCUZ U DU HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

YO, IF LIEK U NO SLY PONES NO MOR HU DOZ? CUZ LIEK U HAV THE SLAYR NAME SO LIEK WAT HAPNS??

I HAV DA NAME PONESLAYR BCUS I DONT SLAY PONEYS IM A PONE HO SLAYS U GOT TAHT

......I BIT U SLY URSELF IN UR SLEP LOLOLOLOLOL

SO YUR NAWT A PON HAYTER ANYMOR?

WALL I'M NTO FOLWING DIS BLAWG

DUD I DIDNT SLAYD MYSLEF IN MY SLEPE M SITIN HER TIPIN DIS RITE

@DUSK MROE LIK DSUK AMIRITE LOL DATS FUNY NEWAYS U DONT HAV 2 FOLO DIS BLOG GUD RIDINSE I SAY

U DON SALY URSLEF IN UR SLEP¿

TATS BULL I AM MAJIK SO I KIN TELL WEN PPL SLAU THEMSELVS. PRTTY NEET HUH

UR LYIN BECUS MAGIC ISNT RELE BESIDS FRIEDSHIP IS MAGIC HO WOD FRIEDSHIP TEL U DAT PPL SLAY DEMMSLEVS N TEHRE SLEPE?

EHHHHHHHHH

ITS SUM KIEND UV SPECHL MAGIK DAT UHHH LITS PPL DU WATAVAR DEY WONT TU DU IN THEIR LIEVS. END MIEN JOST HAPPEENED TU BEE DAT SPECIFIK THING

U GOTTA PROBLIM WIT DAT, NOOOOOOOß

YES I DO BECUS DATS STIPUD N STUF LIK TAHT

WELLLL

U SHUD KNO DAT MAGIK IS NAWT STUPED BCUZ ONLY AWSUM PPL LIEK ME KNO IT AMD U DOMT BCUAS UR STUPED

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GO DI IN A HOLE YU LOSARRRRRRR

IF U RELY HAV MAGIC N STUF CAST A SPEL OF INFINIT MONEYS ON ME

U NO 2 PROV U HAV MAGIC N STUF LIK TAHT U NO

NO, U DUNT DESERVE INFNIT MONEYS.

And besides, infinity is an impossible amount. At best, I'll give you $1,000,000.

...oh...wait-

DURN IT. NAO I HAZ TO GIV U MONEUS. MONIE SPEL GO

*ON MILLEUN MONEY'S APEER IN FRUNT OF YOU*

OMG UR LYIN IM NOT RICH N STUF