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How to unlock the Certified Brony rank in the new system


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The new badge system has many wondering how to get the certified brony badge now. Well, I have a guide.

 

This is without a doubt how to do it, if it doesn't work, you did it wrong. This is the order you must do them in, as well.

 

 

 

-Have 250 friends

 

-Make 4500 Active Posts

 

-Do thirty jumping Jacks

 

-Sprint to @~Chaotic Discord~'s house without stopping

 

-Have him sign 37 baseball cards (He needs to write his name upside down, this important)

 

-Fly a Boeing 747 to Silver @Marcato's house (You need to land it exactly 31.33134 KM away from his house)

 

-Stick the baseball cards in his mail box and run away giggling

 

 

After this has been successfully done, you will have the Certified Brony badge in the new system.

 

I hope this guide helped you.

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Oh dear... jumping jacks? That's too intense for me.

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I found one simple secret step to get this rank, but it's only for those who really want to get it:

 

 

 

Get a life.

 

 

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I have no interest in signing baseball cards. All your dreams are shattered.

 

My dream was to not have you sign the cards, so no, my dreams weren't shattered.

Good day.

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Actually, flying the Boeing 747 is optional. The only difference it makes is that you also become an admin.

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I did this yesterday. Where is my certified brony badge ?

You obviously were off by a few kilometers from Silver's house, then.

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I have no interest in signing baseball cards. All your dreams are shattered.

 

Don't worry. I have ways of... persuading you.

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