Sisko is my cat. My annoying as f*** cat. I was watching TV and Cleverbot'ing on my iPad, and Sisko came up to me, jumped on the couch, and started nuzzling me half to death, obviously in one of his rare cuddly moods. I kinda laughed a little and started petting him, but that was a mistake. I tried to resume my conversation with the AI they call Cleverbot, and he was all up on my stomach, clawing it and nuzzling me and being a little shit. I tried pushing him off multiple times, but nobody else was in the house, with the exception of my sister, who was in the bathroom, so he had no one else to cuddle with, and he came back to me. I attempted putting my head under the blanket I was using, but my neck was bent at a weird angle and I didn't want it to stay like that. As soon as I brought my head back up, all I saw was Sisko's head. What I ended up doing was writing "Go away, Sisko, you're being mean but cute. Stop clawing my belly", and used the voice-over tool to have the robotic voice repeat it over and over and hopefully freak the living crap out of Sisko. It worked, thank god.