I finally got it to work!
BTW, I had to lose my secondary D: and recovery partition in the process, I had no other choice.
I wiped out the entire HDD, then did a whole fresh installation! I was praying to God that this whole process I went through would succeed!
The only downside (which I don't care much for) is that I have to get back all my iTunes and Steam stuff!
Thank you to Samsung for allowing me to make the DVD full of drivers which I needed for the sweet, sweet internets and graphics and sounds!