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I'm single tonight and drunk (long, sad story inside)


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ALCOHOL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.

 

AND THAT CHEATING BITCH CAN NO LONGER TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I CAN ONCE AGAIN DRINK ALL I WANT AND DO ANYTHING I DAMN WELL PLEASE.

 

I LOVE ALL OF YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, NEVER CHANGE FOR ANYONE (EVEN ME).

 

I AM SO GODDAMN DRUNK RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

BEER BEFORE LIQUEUR - I DON'T GET SICK SINCE I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.

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You're about as much of a boozer as I was in high school(and probably will be again once I turn 21)

 

Anyway, cheaters really are the worst. Glad to see you're not going on about missing her or some nonsense.

 

Long story short: WE LOVE YOU TOO, HORUS. STAY STRONG, BROSKI.

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You're about as much of a boozer as I was in high school(and probably will be again once I turn 21)

 

Anyway, cheaters really are the worst. Glad to see you're not going on about missing her or some nonsense.

 

Long story short: WE LOVE YOU TOO, HORUS. STAY STRONG, BROSKI.

 

I usually start drinking around 8:30 in the morning and then go until 10:30 at night.

 

Wenever I run at night I almost always get hit by cars and I can almost feel their sympathy (it took me five minutes to write that word with auto-correct on) toward my condition.

When I turned 21, on the day, I started feeding my genetic need for alcohol. Everyone in my family has been an alcoholic from my great-great grandfather, so I'm pretty much screwed when it comes to stopping. I was pretty much born an alcoholic.

 

Edit: My neighbors dog is really making me upset since he won't stop barking.

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...Well then, you've beaten me in that regard.

Yeah, it runs in my (genetic) family too, though not as extreme. My birthdad completely fucked his liver up and died before he hit age 40.

 

And as for the dog, throw something at it.

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