I wasn't going to stay out of this year's "Talk Like Zecora Day," so I'm gonna have as much fun this time as I should've last year!

 

Check 'em all out below. Happy reading!

 

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Link #1:

 

Hello, everypony!

DQ here to start this day early!

 

Don't dare attempt to give me the orange!

Breaking the code would be such a cinch!

 

Go out there and untie that conservative knot.

We all watch this show simply for the plot!

 

I don't care if you're from America, Europe, or Aussie.

Come join the herd to rhyme today, my fellow brony!

 

Last year, this holiday I mostly stayed out.

Once tomorrow's over, I'll admit my rhymes, brain, and sillyness made out.

 

No way this brony will pout.

I won't be hit like an Arizona drought.

 

Zecora, my z, 'tis no challenge for me.

There's a reason ponies call me Mr. Dairy Queen!

 

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Link #2:

 

Today, we all talk like big Z.

And it all starts with Call of the Cutie.

Lookin' for your cutie mark today, eh, Apple B?

But don't worry. you're supported by two other fillies.

First comes out Rarity's sister, Sweetie.

Next we all see hyper Scooty.

Together, you'll become the CMCs.

Laughing last at Spoony and Diamond T.

 

Next, Rogers writes Fall Weather Friends.

But AJ and Dashie don't lend Twilight a hand.

Egos so big, will winter's snow billow.

They have more lead than AJ's pillow.

"It's okay," Twily says, "I'll always love you."

"But never face the wrath of forty-two."

 

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Link #3:

 

On September 4th, it's Talk Like Zecora Day.

But it's also our first compilation of cosplays.

 

About time, too. Brony cosplays here got little Internet recognition.

Today, they get rewarded for their amazing dedication.

 

There's so much attention to detail, from the texture of the fabric to the feathers in Celly's wing.

I hope they all pursue a career; these 'plays gives their talent an excellent spring.

 

1. Dash's cosplay featured looks absolutely stunning.

Watch out, bronies, because she has a pose that's, oh, so cunning.

 

13 & 15. From her crown to her beautiful hair to the texture in her midnight blue clothing.

Princess Luna marvels creatives with wisdom, strength, and authority.

 

28. Don't look now, everypony! Rarity has prepared herself a trap!

She's going to Baltimore to fight some nice, giant crabs!

 

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Hey, hey, everypony!

From the halls of Canterlot's Restricted Library.

The true story why Celestia turned Twilight into an alicorn.

But it's not because Twilight was to be reborn.

It's another transformer.

Celestia's new alicorn was supposed to be Shining Armor!

Want me to cut to the chase?

Okay! Vinyl, drop the bass!

 

You see, Celly always liked SA.

From his beautiful haircut to how he eats his hay.

Bold, determined, and strong.

She even loved his burnt corndogs.

 

He was with the Royal Guard for several years.

She was close to bringing him here.

Where, your voice said, feeling hoarse?

Why, in the Royal Court, of course.

 

But when they talked, Celly realized Shining can't be an alicorn at all.

The problem? He was two sizes too small.

Of course, she never admitted that. 'Twas too crass.

But she always admired his cute little ass.

Will SA be an alicorn someday?

Hmph! Maybe if eats hay with lesser steroids.

 

Alas, Shining the Alicorn wasn't meant to be.

Thereby finalized via her Royal Decree.

So, she called for a backup plan.

His sister was to be an alicorn in a twenty-year span.

Celly knew Twilight was going to bumble.

But she hoped she wasn't going to be like Sunset and disgruntle.

Eight months ago, her wish came true.

Now Twily is royalty, too.

Now, Twily, Luna, Celly, and Cadance are one big family.

"My most faithful student, now you're ready."

 

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Two rhymes responding to Link #4:

 

Best pony?

Are you serious, Sethy?

I can tell that you're kidding.

Everypony is better than Trixie.

 

Trixie, you fight so bad, you're immediately owned.

You do magic trix, and everypony groaned.

You turn Spike into a defenseless little pup.

The best trick you ever did was an early Winter Wrap-Up!

 

After today, this brony will lay down the rap.

Kurt Angle and I have have one thing in common: We'll make you tap!

 

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Hello again, my friend, Sethy.

It is I, the self-proclaimed Mr. D-Key.

My, my, my, your OP started a pretty big commotion.

Once I layeth the smackdown on you, Trix, I'll get a prrromotion!

 

Trixie is best pony? HA! Don't dare make me laugh!

You're an even bigger background pony than Applejack!

You scared Ponyville so badly, you stole away its color.

But witty Twily beat you so much without even lifting a finger.

Yet, she didn't do it without help. Everypony teamed up together…

To save Ponyville from your reign of terror.

 

Before Magic Duel, you were a really big loser.

Princess Celestia doesn't DARE want you as Ponyville's newest ruler.

Your rep was so bad, Celly didn't invite you to the Gala ball.

Luna beat S3&K twenty moons straight. You're still stuck on the barrel!

Are you kidding me? You're considering putting your magic show in the bin?!

In the offseason, Scootaloo dedicated her love for you by buying a Trixie rubber chicken!

Where is it? Why, in the CMC clubhouse.

Apple Bloom is currently there trying out cutie mark hoedowns.

 

Admit it, Trixie, you were never Great and Powerful.

You were always Sorry and Pitiful.

Then, now, and till the end of time, you will NEVER be best pony.

That title forever belongs to Derpy!

With that, I conclude My Little Show.

And that's the bottom line, 'cause DQ said so!