I had a very interesting day in Language Arts...

My friend and I plan on using atomic warfare to take over the world. The U.S. is going to become Land Of The Muffins because during class I drew Robbie's muffin/explosion and my friend called it a muffin and I said "NO ITS AN EXPLOSION, DUH!" (Gravity Falls humor)

We did a review in class today for thesis statements and my friend (The one who wants to blow up the world with me) and I were partners for an assignment...We had to pick a topic and write a thesis statement about it O_O

Topic: Atomic warfare

-worsens global warming

-kills people

-solves some conflicts

Thesis: Though atomic warfare worsens global warming and kills people, it may solve some conflicts.

We're going to force Antarctica's penguins into communism.

Someone else did peanut butter and theirs was "Peanut butter is delicious, but it is sticky and can cause death due to allergies." So I said to Jessica (le partner) "Atomic warfare is like peanut butter: Delicious, but potentially deadly."

So now I'm doing thesis homework and I came up with a new statement.....

Scented hand sanitizer may destroy brain cells, but it smells nice and kills germs. O_O

I'm not good at this....

So if you want to join our army just tell meh xD

Current members:

Eureka

Jessica

Monica

NatoMann

Skye Starlight