Whenever I go out with my friends, one of them always trolls me. This friend that trolls me also trolls with me on Xbox Live. The way he trolls me is simple yet really annoying. I have sensitive spots on my body; one spot is my sides, below my armpits.

There is a term for what he does, but it eludes me as of now. Whenever I am browsing a store or looking at toys he pokes me on the sides causing me to jump up and yelp. It's funny for the first two times but after awhile it gets annoying. So annoying that i have to cover my sides and watch him closely.

My friends laugh whenever i get "paranoid that he'll poke me". Half way through our hangout session we go to eat, usually in the malls food court or once in a while a taqueria. This hangout session, we decided to go to Ihop. I had a Chicken Quesadilla and a burger. My friends had pancakes with some sort of white sauce.

My friends don't know this, but good Mexican food gives me bad gas. Thats when my dastardly plan to counter-troll my friend, who was driving, came into fruition. As we paid for our meal we made our way into his car. I, like the evil genius I am, called "shotgun".

I knew when to release my 'troll': as soon as he was on the highway. That way he couldn't roll down the windows, cause who would roll their windows down on the highway on a cold night? We were talking about College Humour's Batman skits when i cracked "the most creepiest smile."

I had just laid a personal favorite of mine: the Silent, yet Deadly. It had been resonating in the car. A few seconds later my friend took in a deep breath through his nose and asked, "Did you freaking fart?!" I replied with maniacal laughter. He rolled down the windows and groaned as he described my toot. After some laughter and the singing of the 'troll song', we dropped off one of our friends.

We went back on the freeway (we live close to each other) and this time i let a loud one rip. He called me names and coughed as he again described my toot. After all was said and done, we parted ways and met up online to troll.

Moral of the story: Never let me in your car.