Third Quarter profits for blog "Teatime Tirades" has fallen 58%. With this in mind, the board of directors, and the chairman of the board, Whiteshade, have decided to opt out of the current business model for a new strategy.

We feel compelled to reveal this new strategy to you, the shareholders, and seek your majority approval on the future of this venture.

The Previous Model:

The previous model on "Teatime Tirades" was predominantly off color and black humor, combined with highly potent silliness, and most importantly, veiled insults that were aimed to decrease the overall intelligence of the audience to create more viewership. However, the demographics for this sector have changed, and increasingly, competitors are creating more serious and long winded blog entries. These entries have consistently ebbed away at our viewership, only more exacerbated by the absence of the publisher, Whiteshade, for two weeks in late August. As a result, third quarter results are dismal, and the board of directors are currently evaluating new strategies.

The New Model:

The new model is a revolutionary one that we, Whiteshade LLC, believe will shake up, blow up, destroy, decimate, raze, and nuke the competition. In short, we are very confident in this strategy. The new strategy will consist of injecting steroids into the blog "Teatime Tirades" on a weekly basis. This we believe will make the blog more alert, and as well more Hulkish when engaging competing blogs. There is a proverb from ancient times: "Violence solves everything". We here at Whiteshade LLC adhere to that philosophy. Anyways, by injecting steroids into the blog, we can basically transform it to a de facto death lotus, alluring hordes of competitors, then destroying them all in a single circular fell swoop. This model we believe will help significantly in the fourth quarter, and so we ask you, the shareholders, so approve this model at the next shareholder's meeting.

From Whteshade LLC with love,

~Whiteshade, Tyrant of the Masses