In celebration of bad mods stepping down from their positions, I offer to all of you the ability to acquire a copy of Just Cause 2 for the PC.

How do you get it? It's easy!

You must write a sarcastic and dry fanfic about the ponies trying to stop Equestria from merging with the human world. In the process, they fight against Joseph Campbell, Noam Chomsky, Carl Sagan, and Walt Disney.

The story must be at least a page and contain a love triangle, the resurrection of Jesus and Sub-Zero marrying Elsa from Frozen.

Remember to leave your Steam account in your post.