I have listed some ways to not-die, by compiling a list of things that are likely to kill people:

-Avoid taking damage

-Avoid disease

-Avoid Italian Mafia

-Avoid Fast Food

-Avoid fun

-Avoid being bored

-Avoid not being bored

-Avoid cars

-Avoid walking

-Avoid airplanes

-Avoid wheelchairs

-Avoid boats

-Avoid People

-Avoid Animals

-Avoid shelter

-Avoid food

-Avoid slipping and falling in the shower

-Avoid pine cones

-Avoid Sundays

-Avoid Sports

-Avoid blinking

-Avoid thinking

-Avoid breathing

-Avoid dying