I'm convinced that first half was a Broncos avant-garde performance art piece about the political future of Chris Christie.

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Broncos getn ran out da Superbowl B

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Use the promo code PEYTON when ordering a Papa Johns pizza & when it’s delivered to your house, a Seattle DB will take it from you & eat it.

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YO, THIS GAME IS LIKE A DIGIORNO PIZZA BECAUSE IT WAS DONE AFTER TWENTY MINUTES #SuperBowI #SuperSmack #DiGiorNOYOUDIDNT

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The only explanation: the Monstars snatched the Broncos' talent.

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Kramer meets Peyton Manning before the game and convinces him to stop saying Omaha. K: "Change it up! What's the worst that could happen?"

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It was 1st and 10. The Broncos snapped it out the back of the end zone for a safety. I probably would have just run a normal play.

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That's why the Red Sox ditched Manny Ramirez.

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(Manny Ramirez was the one who mis-snapped the football for the Safety. )

Tim Tebow has most definitely one upped Peyton Manning in this Super Bowl. #WhoSawThatComing

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Not even Jimmy Hoffa was buried this deep in the Meadowlands.

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Looks good to us!

And one major burn on the Seahawks for good measure.

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