Hello, friends.

This scandalous calculation from our latest love-measuring technology has the potential to mean the end of MLP as we know it.

Now, Ash Ketchum was reached for comment, he had this to say:

"Why do I only change my clothing once per season?"

As you can see by his comment, he believes this whole affair has more bark than bite. It is true that affairs with trees have deep roots in our culture, and it's impossible to tell exactly where it stems from.

This leaves many interesting questions, and I will keep you updated as soon as we have more info, forums.