The Great Turkey Massacre of 2013

I was going to call it 'Thanksgivukkah' since Hanukkah is on the same day (Why? BECAUSE MATH) too but I like this title better.

I prefer to call it 'The Day of Vegetarian Rage.'

I am from Turkey and offended.

Unless I eat them first.

Then the Turkeys will be good Turkeys and deny it ever took place.

yes I  really agree the turkeys will attack this forums frist before any thing else

Thanksgiving is murder, tasty tasty murder.

Dear rest of America:

You can thank us later.

- Sincerely,

The Commonwealth of Massachusetts

:3

@, 

I am offended and find this turkey.

Last Thanksgiving I got one of my legs shot off after attempting to hide in the freezer during an epic status post adventure.

I wonder what this year will bring~

We're planning to have Greek food on Thanksgiving.

Yeah...

Let them come...let them come.

*equips his RX-93-v2 Hi-v Gundam with a beam fork and a beam knife*

Turkeys gonna try and kill me?

*Activates Beam Katana* I slice them to bits

We must devour the flesh of innocent turkeys

come at me turkeys!!!

*unsheaths dragonbone sword

The amount of random jokes that make me giggle like a 6 year old school girl in this post is quite numerable.

I enjoy this very much.

Oh and i'm going to enjoy senselessly eating my turkey to ;.

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