The Moon vs Sweet Apple Acres

I misread this as The Moon vs. Sweden.

Still voting against Team Moon tho. 

@Denim&Venom I can't even remember what team you're on at this point but just like every team that's gone up against us so far, Sweet Apple Acres is going down, and Sweden along with it if it must!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8m6aePC1bI

C'mon Sweet Apple Acres! GO TEAM!! We got this!

Go Luna! I'm not sure I'm allowed to vote on this one or not, given the new rules, but still. Go Luna!

Glad that this is now resuming. I still have hopes for my team though I hear they are up against a strong opponent.

On 11/19/2018 at 9:15 PM, Denim&Venom said:

I misread this as The Moon vs. Sweden.

 

Still voting against Team Moon tho. 

Blue/yellow wouldn't that be the Wonderbolts?

By the way, since Team Moon now has Celestia... I have a question for you.

Do you like bananas?

10 minutes ago, BornAgainBrony said:

Blue/yellow wouldn't that be the Wonderbolts?

By the way, since Team Moon now has Celestia... I have a question for you.

Do you like bananas?

Do you? 

Just now, Denim&Venom said:

Do you? 

Representatives of Divine Royalty will be the ones asking the questions here.

Just now, BornAgainBrony said:

Representatives of Divine Royalty will be the ones asking the questions here.

Good thing I'm on TCK in service of her majesty, my liege and yours, Queen Chrysalis. 

1 minute ago, Denim&Venom said:

Good thing I'm on TCK in service of her majesty, my liege and yours, Queen Chrysalis. 

I said Divine Royalty, not Deceptive Emotion Parasites.

2 minutes ago, BornAgainBrony said:

I said Divine Royalty, not Deceptive Emotion Parasites.

Now you're just splitting horse hairs. 

Just now, Denim&Venom said:

Now you're just splitting horse hairs. 

THAT IS A LIE! THY HORSE HAIRS ARE WHOLE AND UNSPLIT!

We weren't talking about you moon cheese. We were talking about your sister. 

2 minutes ago, Denim&Venom said:

We weren't talking about you moon cheese. We were talking about your sister.

Moon cheese? Says the advocate for the cheese legs creature who claims to be royal simply on the grounds of being able to lay eggs really fast.

And how does one of Equestria's secluded regents have such knowledge on reproduction speed?  Has her excellency been witness to the reproduction process in secret? We didn't know the moon princess got her jollies from observing changeling copulation rituals, from courtship to birth, and every activity in between . 

Then again, it makes sense for the princess of the night to be a bit of a voyeur . 

11 minutes ago, Denim&Venom said:

And how does one of Equestria's secluded regents have such knowledge on reproduction speed?  Has her excellency been witness to the reproduction process in secret? We didn't know the moon princess got her jollies from observing changeling copulation rituals, from courtship to birth, and every activity in between . 

Then again, it makes sense for the princess of the night to be a bit of a voyeur . 

Oh, yes... the mentality of a tabloid reporter. Wouldst thou also imply that we must have been in a factory during the production process, if only we entered a store and counted the number of new products that arrived every week? Perhaps mine sister shall not need deal with you. You already over-reach so far as to touch the moon thyself.

This started as The Moon vs Sweet Apple Acres... what did it turn into!

Team moon

11 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

And how does one of Equestria's secluded regents have such knowledge on reproduction speed?  Has her excellency been witness to the reproduction process in secret? We didn't know the moon princess got her jollies from observing changeling copulation rituals, from courtship to birth, and every activity in between . 

Then again, it makes sense for the princess of the night to be a bit of a voyeur . 

It's never an easy task to filter through the perversions that linger in the dream well. You should keep your thoughts more pure whilst in our presence oh descriptive one.

6 hours ago, Pixel Dusk said:

This started as The Moon vs Sweet Apple Acres... what did it turn into!

 

A preview of the final: Team moon vs. The Changeling Kingdom. Which yes, is an exaggeration, ass nopony expects team moon to make it that far. 

11 hours ago, BornAgainBrony said:

Oh, yes... the mentality of a tabloid reporter. Wouldst thou also imply that we must have been in a factory during the production process, if only we entered a store and counted the number of new products that arrived every week? Perhaps mine sister shall not need deal with you. You already over-reach so far as to touch the moon thyself.

Apparently the moon isn't high enough, as apparently the point still managed to fly over both your head and the entire satellite you're on. We were poking fun at you singling out egg laying of all things.

To the original point, to be royal is to be of the divine. But if we still want to argue semantics, at least such a gift contributes to the population and the economy, forging the will of an empire. All you do is make the sky look pretty. 

14 minutes ago, SharpWit said:

It's never an easy task to filter through the perversions that linger in the dream well. You should keep your thoughts more pure whilst in our presence oh descriptive one.

Unlike you, we don't hid who we are. and we don't need to lower our standards to match what you think of as 'pure.' Besides, if you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen, as they say. 

hm... Not really looking foward to this but I am interested to some degree.

10 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

Unlike you, we don't hid who we are. and we don't need to lower our standards to match what you think of as 'pure.' Besides, if you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen, as they say. 

Your comeback when broken down is regarding us as judgmental after accusing you after accusing us? Seems you can't follow the recipe for basic banter. Let the real chefs here do the talkin.

I shall shoot for the moon! As long as I don't end up trapped there again...

On 11/22/2018 at 12:37 PM, Denim&Venom said:

Apparently the moon isn't high enough, as apparently the point still managed to fly over both your head and the entire satellite you're on. We were poking fun at you singling out egg laying of all things.

To the original point, to be royal is to be of the divine. But if we still want to argue semantics, at least such a gift contributes to the population and the economy, forging the will of an empire. All you do is make the sky look pretty. 

You were implying that the only way we could know how quickly Chrysalis lays eggs is by standing nearby and observing it directly, as if there were no other ways to derive that information. We exposed your flawed thinking on the matter, but you don't even realize it. So perhaps you should make sure it was even the moon you sent your 'point' over and not Derpy five minutes after she fell in a bag of glow powder. We're not sure you would be able to figure that out.

What is this Changeling economy you speak of? Chrysalis led a hive of parasites that fed off the love of other life forms. Unless you think they regularly traded vials of Pony love for Griffin love, and Breezies for Rabbits, there is not much room for an 'economy' in that kind of environment.

Make the sky look pretty, and protect sleeping Ponies from all matter of dark powers that dwelleth within the dream realm. Also know well half of the time it is I who rule Equestria while mine sister rests. Physical abominations that only emerge from the shadows at night and threaten Equestria are also mine to deal with. You wouldn't know that though, sleeping safe in your bed while things go bump in the night. Stay up once in a while, you might learn something about all the things you've never had to worry about. You're welcome.

And forget not, for all your doubts about my aptitude, I bested my Sister in this game. And though this conflict kept us apart for a time, we are now once again united. Monsters, necromancers, demons, and aberrations have fallen to our power time and again, and it will be no different this time.