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Sue your friends. Show how much you love them! Friendship is magic.
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  2. Words can't be seen, silly! I can't see anything you're saying! *She gestures to her ears* Only hear words, not see!
  3. Alright your honour, I shall concede that Pencil Pounch is a legitimate doctor. Obviously, there is no way she would have papers with the words "Qualifications" on them if she were not one. Your honour, if I may, I did notice something of interest. Specifically, the previous conversation being held in this courtroom. It was deemed off-topic, but I think it is more important than any of us realised. Music to set the tone, once again: I quote: The plaintiff's reaction here shows us that she had a fairly coherent understanding of the discussion taking place. It's a bit odd considering that all she could do previously was yell out random words and attempt to perform sick wheelchair wheelies. Punching the table would be a fair reaction considering the context and if I were Ms. Wizard, I could also see myself having a knee-jerk response like that. However, I do not have brain damage. Let's look at this from a different angle: If someone were to fake brain damage, they could just act crazy and fool everyone with relative ease. However, if something were to trigger a response from a set of intense emotions -- anger, sadness, joy -- it would be very easy for the faker's mask to slip. See what I'm trying to say here?
  4. Is there anyone who knows how much I would own @Wizard, if I was to loose? Shiny : "What would Stan Lee do in this situation?" *A thought bubble appeared above Shiny's head with Stan Lee inside.* Stan Lee : "Stay calm, Shiny! They can't prove it, if you've done some plagiat!" Shiny : "But… Nopony is accusing me of plagiat, Stan Lee." Stan Lee : "Oh? Then, you see the dark knight from DC who is a rich heir that lost both of his parents and is now fighting crimes with his brain as his only power? Make him wear a red and yellow armor, that's how you'll become successful!" *The thought bubble then popped, leaving Shiny confused from his advices.*
  5. @IridescentEdge why are you derailing the case here? Are we not supposed to focus on the real issue at hand? Also.. you can get a free consultation with @Sophie or @Lawyer Slip or @Cash In but right now we are focusing on bullying bringing justice against @Shiny Silvermoon. Stay alert or be escorted by the Bailiff. Thank you. BAILIF IS A BIG BEEFY MINOTAUR NAMED BULLET BILL. He looked like Iron Will but with inverted colors. (stay on topic, guys. Don't derail too much). *Bullet Bill just asserted dominance and removed any further derailing posts* whoops! *he eats an apple*
  6. ... I mean... I guess our hair color is slightly similar, but this is where similarities end... (It's knee-tow-bit )
  7. That is clearly you and the plaintiff in the photograph, is it not? Also, is your name pronounced “Knee-tow-bit” or “Nye-tow-bit?”
  8. You just don't know when to stop, do you? Alright, looks like we have some time while we wait for defense @Cash In to catch up. The ponies on the photos are dating. Any more questions?
  9. I can assure you I am impartial. If you think you can prove I'm biased, we can make a separate case. Of course, I will be the judge.
  10. You're honor, it is of utmost importance that you remain impartial! So answer the question! Are. You. Dating. The. Plaintiff?!
  11. Order in the court! Stop changing the topic! *bonks Iridescent with the gavel and takes away the photo* Not until we know for sure it was you who gave Ms Wizard brain damage. Yes! Don't let the defendant leave! Tie her to the chair or something!
  12. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!! GUARDS!!! HAAAAALP!!! *She says as she's struggling to fend off the not Silky.*
  13. O! *takes a seat* *jumps on her to keep her on the court* I am not suffering through this, alone!
  14. *shocked gasp* THIS IS ART AND NOT A PHOTO?! YOUR HONOUR THIS COURT IS FILLED WITH FALSE EVIDENCE!?!? WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON IN HERE?! SOME KIND OF PASTEL PONY PLATFORM OF SORTS?!?!? *indignant huss* THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I AM LEAVING AT ONCE!!!
  15. *more impressive murmurs and someone randomly chimes* I like that one!
  16. *the jury mumbles in scandal and gossips* *more gasping and gossiping murmurs erupt*
  17. THIS PHOTO IS IRRELEVANT TO THE CURRENT CASE *Puts it in his pocket* A platonic relationship with the law! And that table was expensive!
  18. I'm being cheated on with the law!? *punches the courtroom table* Damn you, justice system!
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