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  2. Does anyone realize how powerful Spike's friends are?

    He's the personal assistant to the Princess of Friendship, friends of the Elements, and friend of both the leader of the Dragons and the Changelings.

    Jeez, talk about friends in high places.

    Also, episode was great!

    1. Duality

      Duality

      And poor Spikey still gets turned into a puffer fish by Hasbro. :mustache:

  3. I try to stay on the Light Side, because my Dark Side scares me.  

    A slight example: 

    https://mlpforums.com/topic/62679-kill-the-user-above-you-in-random-way/?do=findComment&comment=4998417

    I'd rather be a Good Guy than a Bad one... because I'd be too good at it.  :sunny:

  4. I did it in a hurry!!!
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    1. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      Snow's Party Tank - The best way to BLAST yourself into the next year!

  5.  

    How I Met Your Mother (often abbreviated to HIMYM) is an American sitcom that originally aired on CBS from September 19, 2005 to March 31, 2014. The series follows the main character, Ted Mosby, and his group of friends in Manhattan. As a framing device, Ted, in the year 2030, recounts to his son and daughter the events that led him to meeting their mother.  God has fallen and he can't get up. The atomic bomb made rice crispies before Kellogg's did. Ring a bell? SCARED YET? How's your nan's heart problem? If your confused at the given moment, please seek help, because this is only going to get worse. Is your joke still funny? There is no exact information regarding the origins of cheese. Archaeological studies have shown that the origin of cheese dates back to as far as 6000 B.C. Studies also show (GOD IS DEAD) that during that era, cheese was made from cow's milk, and goat's in Mesopotamia. All i'm saying is, TheLegend27 is confirmed for smash, which proves that the earth is flat. MYTH BUSTED BOYS. Fact: the holocaust did not happen. Mmm, multi-cock futa. This is how i know there is no god. (vomiting) If there were a truly benevolent and all-powerful god, this world would be a paradise where we were all multi-cocked futanari spending our days fucking each other. (the Pentagon is is a circle!) If there really was a god my dick would be bigger. Check the facts on that one Einstein. oooo, OOOOO, ah e ah ah, ahh ee ahh oo JEWS (I WANT TO DIE) ahh eee oooo oooo aah, eee, eee (KILL MEEEE) Soap is not a gender! Han Solo dies. The Zika virus is proven to be just a myth. We should just deport Alaska and get to understanding that shampoo is really just a rare disease. I identify as a toaster, personally, and would really appreciate it if everyone backed the fuck off. (i toast pussy bitch) OK, do NOT assume my species. I unsubscribed from Cyranek on December 13, 2016. Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Am i retarded? -tarded? -tordid? -74rd3d? WHERE ARE MY LEGS!?!?! Peanut butter is a food paste or spread made from ground dry roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners or emulsifiers. Peanut butter is popular in many countries. The United States is a leading exporter of peanut butter and itself consumes $800 million of peanut butter annually. When i see the sky, snails. Tupac was killed by Suge Night. What the fuck is osmosis? Bee Movie is a 2007 American computer animated comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures. Directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner, the film stars Jerry Seinfeld and Renée Zellweger, with Matthew Broderick, Patrick Warburton, John Goodman and Chris Rock in supporting roles. Its story follows Barry B. Benson, a honey bee who sues the human race for exploiting bees after learning from his florist friend Vanessa that humans sell and consume honey. ok? Boiled eggs are just giant sperm! deus vult

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  6. What does a promiscuous buck take to keep from falling asleep from exhaustion?

    No-Does.  *rimshot*

    1. PathfinderCS

      PathfinderCS

      That was so brilliant, it was fawnderful. Well done. :D

  7. Your profile says that Soarin' is best pony, but your 'about me' says that Cloud Chaser is best pone.

    Are you suggesting a potential genetic distinction between 'ponies' and 'pones' and a subsequent conspiracy effected by Celestia for the purposes of mingling the two great smolhorse bloodlines into a single Equestrian master race?

  8. Today
  9. Been a while since I've practiced my Polish, but I never noticed how hard it is to pronounce the word "szczoteczki".

    1. Artimis Whooves

      Artimis Whooves

      I broke my mental toung trying to read that.

  10. Wish you a Happy Birthday Meson Bolt. :)

  11. Wish you a Happy Birthday iceestarz. :)

  12. Wish you a Happy Birthday Rikifive. :)

  13. Imma go night night now, I am a sleepy sheepy~ Night night everypony~!!!

  14. Oh my gosh I love your avatar, its so cute! :lol:

  15. Pleasant fetal transmogrification day to you!

  16. Pleasant fetal transmogrification day!

  17. Spoiler

     

    Far away boys ~ far away boys in her arms I'll be found 

  18. Perhaps I'm just used to Vinyl's cream coat and magenta eyes, but the original fandom interpretation of her design (pure white coat and bright red eyes) looks really dated nowadays.

  19. Hi! You have nice Fluttershy in your profile (probably you know about it:D)!

    1. meme

      meme

      You mean my signature? You can thank Kyoshi for that :squee: 

    2. Fluttershy Friend

      Fluttershy Friend

      Indeed. Very sweet.

  20. I simply thought that I could wish you nice Sunday! :ooh::)

  21. You've already become the voice inside my head... Miss you ~

  22. Happy birthday!!! Hope you have a wonderful day.

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  23. Happy birthday! I hope you have a splendid day. :D

  24. I'm so excited to see the Eclipse in Monday! ^D^;

    https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/usa/san-francisco

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    2. Totally Lyra

      Totally Lyra

      I'm gonna see the eclipse too. Taking the day off work to go. :P

      Bit of advice from someone that knows his stuff. Even with proper protection, still don't look at the eclipse for too long.

    3. meme

      meme

      I'm going to stay home and maybe see it on TV...

    4. Jaspers

      Jaspers

      It's going to be awesome!
      Maybe I could see a bit of it too. ^_^

  25. Good night everypony 

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    2. Fluttershy Friend
    3. KTAG

      KTAG

      Nighty night Johnny. Sleep well friend. :) 

    4. Totally Lyra

      Totally Lyra

      Goodnight Johnny!

  26. Deegroot keep was a fun killing spree! I find the Half_Zatochi to be very useful!

    Stout Shako?

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