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    River landed in the arena and dropped her crumpet. "What a pity." She was upset at the turn of events - she hadn't wanted to fight Dumbledore. She whipped out her sonic and pointed it at him anyways. "My sincere apologies." She pressed a button on her sonic, which should make his wand fly out of his hand.
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    River stared at the crumpets. The replica was so perfect - every detail was correct. It reminded her of the pain of her beloved at the planets' explosion, how troubled he always was because of it. Rivers' eyes started to water, but she quickly masked her sadness, smiled, and said, "These look lovely." As she walked off sipping tea and eating crumpets, she made a small, inaudible cry. The Doctress had already been whisked away, however, so River was not heard. It struck her that the Doctress and The Doctor are both total blabbermouths. Hopefully The Doctress' babbling would start to make sense too.
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    "Not entirely by yourself," River said. "After all, I'm here." Twirling her sonic screwdriver in the air, River hummed an odd tune. Stopping abruptly, she said, "It's too dark in here." She pressed the button on her screwdriver, pointing it at the lights, turning them on. I may have just made a fatal mistake for the sake of proper lighting, she thought to herself. Oh well. I'm hungry. "Is there any tea? Crumpets? I'm so hungry I could eat Gallifrey."
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    "No, I suppose you can't, not really. You know, I honestly don't want to fight you, don't want untold strength, but most definitely want a memory of this. Who do you think you'll end up fighting?" I hope he doesn't die - he seems rather sweet, really. (OOC: Just a bit much, yes)
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    Hello, Albus. I am very familiar with your story." Shaking his hand, she continued; "I am a professor of archaeology. I've always had an . . . interest in the past, present, and future. Why, I myself was recently in the past, and it was very interesting indeed. So Mr. Dumbledore do tell me, what is your favorite Harry Potter book?"
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    Oh, what a pity. I was so looking forward to talking with that Aragorn boy about that language and his peculiar choice in weaponry. Well, I guess it's time to see what that sword can really do." In a couldn't-care-less sort of way, River watched the match out of the corner of her eye. "When will this get exciting?"
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    "Hello, I am Professor River Song. Now, what language was that? Normally all languages are translated in my head, but this one was not. It is either ancient beyond compare or unique to your universe, and I am indeed curious." Glancing at Aragorns' weapons, she inquired, "Is that all you've brought?"
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    Smiling a bit, River introduced herself. "Professor River Song." Addressing the Doctress, she said; "Sweetie, you'll need to talk slower. I apologize for my absence. I traveled to 1934 and got home a few hours later than intended, so I got the letter late." Gazing at the battle, Rivers eyes opened up a bit with amusement at the battle. "So the man in the ridiculous costume is fighting a magical pegasus? Well, I'll be Cleopatra. I actually was once. Quite interesting really."
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    *Snatches note off of the table* "This was sent . . . how long ago? Oh dear." *Starts reading* "Hmm, let's see . . . chosen to be . . . hmmshmmsumm . . . I see. Well, this interferes with my plans for tea, but I suppose I could miss it for a multiversally important tournament." *Grabs sonic screwdriver and runs off into the portal* "Sorry I'm late! Someone sent it after I traveled back a few decades from the present, and I returned a few hours after, and I took a while longer to notice the note. My name is Professor River Song, Archaeologist. And you all are?" *Looks at Spiderman and makes a few chuckling noises at his costume*
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    Jade
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    I'm locked in a room with a . . . marshpony? Ponymallow? A . . . WHAT?!
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    Mischief managed . . . for now.
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    Oh wait, I know what it's missing! *Adds rainbows, eats soapy tomato* Mmmmmm!!!! Perfection!
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    Yes! *Bobs for a chocolate tomato* I got one! *Crunches it between soapy teeth* Reaction: Okay, no more soapy chocolate tomatoes for me.
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    Cadence! How are you doing? My Question: How in Equestria do you get your mane to look like that?
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    What are you -? What just -? How the -? Why -? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
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    Tomatoes in chocolate? WHAT ABOUT THE SOAP?! At least add sprinkles in the tomatoes to make up for it!
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    I'd be disoriented for a week, come back to normalness, then remember everything like a distant dream. Probably. Then, knowing me, I'd yell at everyone for not telling me I was in a coma. Well, two years in bed and you'd be cranky too!
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    *Encases self in stone* So, what kind of party games do you like? Bobbing for pickles (in a bucket of soap)?
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    My question: Where have you BEEN? I'm sooo bored! DISCORD, I SUMMON THEE!! P.S: If you use soap, use foamy soap. IT'S AMAZING.
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    You get a blade of grass. *Inserts Encyclopedia of Everything*
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    Tactical Bacon
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    Ha! I don't know if Isaac Newton would come down chimneys - you'll have to find out . . . But that would be an excellent demonstration of gravity. And I don't think we should celebrate EVERYTHING or EVERY discovery - how would you like it if everyone on the planet celebrated moldy cheese day (which does exist BTW)? But it is nice to celebrate some things. I mean, what would life without gravity be like? I'm not sure how one would celebrate gravity. Apple pie? Give apple-related presents to people? You can't go apple picking in December . . . I don't know, send an e-card! Would there be any Gravmas e-cards?
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    It's struck me that nobody really knows what Gravmas is! It's on Isaac Newtons' birthday (Dec. 25), and it celebrates the discovery of gravity! My family puts a golden apple ornament on top of a Christmas tree and we call it a Gravmas tree. It's kind of sad that nobody knows about this. Want to spread awareness? Tell people! You don't even have to celebrate it - just acknowledge it! In case anybody's wondering, Isaac Newton was inspired to research (and eventually discover) gravity after an apple hit him on the head, thus the apple theme. Anyways, I just thought this was interesting. Merry Gravmas!
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    Yeah, my parents aren't fans of the whole brony thing either. My sister is neutral, which is good, I guess. One of my friends is weird about it, two like MLP, but the rest have no idea. Nobody ever asked. But I still watch it - I have rights to my ponies!
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