Even if it is useless, all this means is stuff and people are just teleporting into this thing, it's like this whole elevator is right on a cosmic hole is space time... like a plot whole or something...
All your souls will be mine, when my overly elaborate plan that contains many obvious errors is complete! Now let me leave in in this death trap alone before making sure you're dead dead!
........ *Blinks.*
..........
*Runs to the bathroom, takes a shower, get's my shotgun, then points at her.*
"You are not real, which means either i'm schizophrenic or your a succubus! I'll just pul a few holes in my bed in case of the latter."