Zoop

Ponytails are also fukken sexy.

Only long hair I'm not a fan of is the one growing forward. It's just in the way. Also, people with long hair that doesn't properly take care of it. That's gross.

I used to keep my hair longish, until shoddy genetics kicked in and started causing it to thin out when I hit 22. At this point my father actually has more hair than I do, which is something that I might hold a grudge over if not for the fact that I've actually grown to prefer buzzing the lot of it off.

Makes for easy mornings, if nothing else.

I don't ever have to worry about balding, theres not a single person in my family (That I know of) that has a massive lack of hair. So I'm pretty confident I'll have a full head of hair my whole life. That and the fact that my hair hasn't matured beyond that of an average 12 year old, my facial hair takes about a month just to grow a about a millimeter.