This was supposed to be entertaining and funny to read, but the way you insult the developers adds an extra tension to my head. Making games ain't as easy as wanting something and sit in front of your computer, waiting for changes to happen. Imagine you're a developer who's working hard to fix bugs on your game, and you get insulted as a troll who makes those bugs.
Now on topic, I don't really follow the updates, but there are indeed some interesting minor improvements, even though I still don't understand what some contents are for. Well, a new item, even though it's just a cosmetic, still plays a role in a sandbox game like Minecraft, no matter how small. I don't play the game frequently enough to realize a bug or its fix. Mount & Blade Warband is more than enough to fulfil my gaming desires in daily basis.