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I named myself after my favorite work of art in my gallery. I usually go by Foxhound but Fire Lord Derpy is just awesome! Currently my Steam account is Fire Lord Derpy as well.
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Pony Creation Stories
Firelord Derpy replied to Tall_But_Short_37's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
"In the beginning there was nothing, And then the great Alicorn Faust spoke and commanded. "Let there be light!" And there was light. And then she commanded again. "Let there be better lighting!" And there was better lighting. Then she said. "Let there be happy colors." And there were happy colors. And the Great Faust looked upon the light and the colors and saw that they were good. Then she commanded. "let there be Magic." And across the land hills and mountains and forests appeared. And out of these Ponies and other creatures emerged, all unique. And Faust looked down upon her creation and said, "Eh needs to be about 20% cooler." So she created Rainbow Dash and looked upon her creation, and she saw Rainbow Dash was awesome! Then some other stuff happened which I don't remember and that leads up to today." Rainbow Dash basked in the thunderous applause of Scootaloo's cheering while AppleBloom and Sweetie Bella looked incredulously at her. -
Bugs, Why did it have to be bugs? I can not stand them! Snakes = awesome, bats = cool! Bugs = Shotgun. As long as the bugs stay away from me I don't mind, but if they set foot in my house and mom's not home I'll shoot them with my Airsoft gun. (Don't tell her I do that.)
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Where does the Rule of Celestia/Luna begin?
Firelord Derpy replied to Stalliongrad's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
That could be explained as the original banner being lost to time and the banner of Celestia and Luna being one that all ponies would recognize Example: Did you know that some of the first American flags had a British flag where the stars are now? Not many people would recognize it. What about the fact that the "Confederate flag." Was a battle flag and was never actually the real Southern flag. -
Where does the Rule of Celestia/Luna begin?
Firelord Derpy replied to Stalliongrad's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
I always thought that after Discord was defeated Celestia and Luna sort of tried to live normal lives. Then after the Windigos attacked they found the settlers who were trying to start up Equestria and were elected to be their leaders since they represented all three races of ponies. I would imagine that the communications back then were pretty medieval and after the fall of discord there would be a lot of chaos from his minions being master less and the ponies in general not having a unified nation. We also don't know where Discord set up his HQ. If the sisters defeated him up where the Crystal empire was then stayed up there for a while the events in Hearths warming eve could have happened several weeks or months before Celestia and Luna even learned about it. -
PC. The PC can be upgraded, the PC can have mods, the PC has the same initials as Princess Celestia, the PC can do more then game, The PC is just awesome! Other then the PC, well the Wii was fun.
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Wow! I thought me and dad were the only ones! I am excited that other people are getting it! Good bless ya'll! If more people did that the world would be a much better place!
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Treatise to Eliminate 'Love and Tolerate'
Firelord Derpy replied to AppleJackle's topic in Sugarcube Corner
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I don't think RD would be Slytherin. As seen in Dragonshy she does not think before attacking and is impatient. While she may have some lofty goals she does not seem to be the sneaky crafty type. She tends to act more without thinking and that is a big no no in Slytherin. As for Rarity, She is loaded to the brim with ambition, she is cunning and sometimes manipulative. She values High society and Slytherin is the house of high society. Slytherin values ambition and cunning despite the people who give it a bad name. Rarity is loyal to her friends yes, but her most predominate traits tend to be the ones that lean more into Slytherin territory.
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Like, as with most things, your post can be summed up in this wise saying. "A spoonful of honey attracts more ants then a gallon of vinegar." If you want to get your point across calling someone a "Nut job." Or anything like that will not only make them not listen to you but will make others not listen to you. In addition calling someone "Crazy." Will make them mad at you and cause them to return fire and degrade it from a peaceful debate into a Youtube Comment style argument. So if you want people to hear what you have to say, always be nice about it and remember to be the better man and not degrade yourself into petty insults no matter what they call you. And if you are really into debating then I highly recommend you read the book, "How to win Friends and Influence people." I really suggest anyone who wants to talk politics, religion, or anything, should read it. (This comment is not directed at anyone in particular.)
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S03:E06 - Sleepless in Ponyville
Firelord Derpy replied to Yellow Diamond's topic in Season 3 Discussion
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Celebration. They played that assault against humanity at my graduation. Come to think if it most modern music drives me crazy....
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Why hasn't Derpy had a big spotting yet?
Firelord Derpy replied to Lost Profile's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
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Why hasn't Derpy had a big spotting yet?
Firelord Derpy replied to Lost Profile's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
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I consider myself a follower of Jesus and not a "Christian." I believe Jesus was the son of God and everything in the bible is true but I also believe that the modern "Church" is butchering the word of God and not following what they preach. The Church is filled with man made rules and regulations that are not in the Bible or are in the Bible but have been twisted over the years to suit the Church's purposes and keep people under it's control. Many young people these days are turned off from Christ because they are smart enough to see the hypocritical things that the Church does in his name and their views on it are tainted. If "Christians" would actually follow what the preached then the world would be a much better place. This is not to say all Christians are hypocritical or that every Church is bad. But there are many that are missing the point. I try to live as Jesus would want me to live and rather then base my life on some church rules I try to base my life on "Love the lord thy god, and love thy neighbor as thyself." That is what Jesus preached, not racism, nor homophobia, nor hate. And while he may not have liked or endorsed many of the things people do that does not change the fact that his message was one of Love and not hate.
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Exactly! Bingo! right on the money! I always dislike when people assume that if you're a good fighter you're a good leader. Take King Richard the Lion Heart. History tends to think of him as a great leader and while that may be true on the battlefield the fact is that his country was bankrupted by his wars and he was a terrible leader to those under his rule. Flashy warrior leaders may give the people something to look to but if they don't understand economics, politics, diplomacy, reason, logic, money, history, logistics, and more then the country is not going to do well in the long run. And from what we have seen Equestria is very prosperous meaning that, while Celestia may not be a strong warrior anymore, she is more then capable of running a nation smoothly.
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McTrotagul looked sadly at the remains of her hat as AppleJack walked towards the Hufflepuff table. That had been a nice hat. "Next up a Miss Fluttershy." There was a panicked "Eep!" From the group of new students and one of them vanished beneath a table. "Oh come on Fluttershy!" A awesome Rainbow colored pony said loudly. "All you have to do is go up there and have a hat put on your head. There was some frightened squeaking followed by a panicked voice saying. "I don't want everypony looking at me! What if the hat can't find a place for me and everyone laughs? What if" The Rainbow colored Pegasus grabbed the yellow pony by the tail and proceeded to drag her up to the stool before setting the hat down on her head. "Hello there." The hat said nicely. Fluttershy didn't respond but instead stiffened up and fell over crushing the hat. "owwwwww. Hufflepuff." The yellow Pegasus didn't move and remained petrified. "I'll get her." AppleJack offered walking up and throwing the adorable pony over her shoulder before walking back to the Hufflepuff table. Rainbow Dash landed and whipped her mane back as the clapping died down. "Yea I know what you're thinking. Might as well go ahead and sort the totally awesome pony while she's up here." McTrotagul looked in surprise at the pony she had forgotten about. "So I'm just gonna go ahead and cut the suspense on which house gets to have me in it, I'm gonna say there'res only one house cool enough for me and that's Gryffindor!" As the Gryffindor table cheered enthusiastically McTrotagul cleared her throat. "Oh right. I guess I had better put on the hat to make it official. he he, just a sec!" RD grabbed the hat and slammed in onto her head. "Just put me in Gryfindor and lets move on!" The sorting hat put on a Troll face before replying. "I Don't know. You've got a lot of loyalty to your friends. I"m thinking you may do well in Hufflepuff." Rainbow Dash's mouth fell open. HUF-GRYFFINDOR!" The hall erupted into cheering and a few firecrackers were launched from the Gryffindor table as Rainbow Dash took off and flew a victory lap around the hall before sitting at her new place at the table. "Oh the books don't say anything about how the Sorting hat Sorts you!" Twilight Sparkle said in a panicked voice as Rainbow Dash's applause died down. "Come on! There has to be something somewhere!" She continued as she flipped through the books she had brought in her pockets. "Don't you worry Twilight! It can't be too bad!" Pinkie Pie advised with a big smile on her face. "I wonder what house I'll be in? Gryffindor sounds fun! But so does Slytherin and Hufflepuff! I wonder If Raven Claw has good parties or if the're all boring?" "Miss Pinkimena Dian Pie." McTrotagul called loudly. Pinkie Pie jumped in the air before bouncing over to the stool. "Oh this is gonna be fun! I've never met a talking hat before!" "Uhhhh." "Do you know any good jokes? I know this great one about hats but you might find it offensive but I could cut out the offensive parts but that would make the joke not funny, I know I'll tell the one about the boot and the...." "MISS PIE!" McTrotagul was forced to shout to make herself heard. Pinkie Pie giggled. "Oh yea sorting, got it!" She then put the hat on her head. "Well quite the mind we have here and..." The hat was cut off by a loud snort. "Is something funny? Pinkie Pie nodded. "I was just thinking of how funny it would be to have a talking pair of boots." "As I was saying..." "So what's it like being a hat? Do you get mad when people don't wash their manes or do you not care?" "it's one of my pet peeves." Pinkie Pie gasped. "I know! Once there was this time AppleJack forgot to wash her mane and Rarity was all.... "FOR MERLIN'S SAKE STOP TALKING!" The hat shouted. Pinkie Pie frowned before replying. "Okay I am not gonna talk any more. No more talking from Pinkie Pie. Gonna stay quiet and let you decide where to put me. No more talking." "GRYFFINDOR! AND WHY IS EVERYONE AT THIS SORTING SO WEIRD?" As Pinkie Pie bounced off to the Gryffindor table McTrotagul looked at her list. "Miss Twilight Sparkle." Twilight approached the stool nervously as notes and pieces of paper fell out of her pocket as she walked. Shoving her books back into robes she looked sheepishly up at McTrotagul. "Sorry I've looked in all my books and haven't found anything about how this test works. Do you have a manual?" The Hat looked over at Twilight and shared a nod with McTrotagul. "RavenClaw!" It shouted without even having her put it on. "But don't I need to have the hat put on my head? The book said..." Twilight protested as McTrotagul pushed her towards the Raven Claw table. Clearing her throat McTrotagul looked at her list and quietly murmured. "I hope the rest of them are a little saner then those six."
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(At the sorting.) "Miss Rarity." Miss McTrotagul called loudly. Rarity walked up next to the hat and looked at it wearily. "Now now no need to be afraid I don't bite." The hat said in a friendly manner "I refuse to put on this crime against fashion!" Rarity stated firmly while taking a step back. The Sorting hat looked as offended as a talking hat could. "I beg your pardon!" It said obviously offended. "You mustn't insult the Sorting Hat dearie. It's old and wise and although it may be a little frayed it is more then capable of doing its job." McTrotagul advised her voice starting to have an edge. "No." "If you aren't sorted you can't stay here." Rarity paused and looked thoughtful. "Well I suppose I could put it on if...." Her horn glowed and a needle and thread hovered out of her robe's pocket. "Now wait just a second!" The hat shouted as a McTrotagul's hat flew off her head and the seams fell apart. "Young Lady!" McTrotagul started as the brand new fabric from the hat covered the Sorting hat and was sown on, (leaving of course holes for the mouth.) Rarity smiled and examined her work. "There! its not my best work but it will do." And with that Rarity levitated the hat onto her head. "Oh the Inside is nasty! I must fix this at once!" The hat's mouth formed into an expression of fear before shouting. "SLYTHERIN! NOW GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" As Rarity was drug struggling to her table as she shouted about not being finished AppleJack walked up to the hat and put it on. "Gez what a fuss bucket. This ain't nasty at all."
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Gryffindor has the Weaslys and all the uncouth slobs. Raven claw is a possibility but then again it's more bookish and not about social grace and career advancement. Hufflepuff is not a bastion of class either. Slytherin on the other hoof is the house with class and style. Its members are the elite and the wealthy, they are the people she would want to hang outwith and who she would hope to make clothing for. It represents ambition and cunning. Even if she was told Slytherin was the house of Evil I think she wouldn't be the type to argue with the hat because of what one pony said. Besides that Green and sliver is just such a great combination for dress making!