If I became Applejack, I would immediately report to Celestia, and tell her I'm not Applejack, but I'm Applejack, and hope that the explosion from the contradictiodox is enough to wipe the me out of Applejack.
Thanks to my friend's dad, my mom's OLD laptop is now functioning. I just installed avast, and am less than halfway through the scan, and I see 49 infected files and 3 rootkits. YAAAY
No, I don't know what it is, so I'd feel empty, and not know what's missing. Plus if I became a pony, it wouldn't take long before I get captured and experimented on.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would you accept the request?