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I am the prettiest unicorn! My mane smells like lavender, and my horn grants wishes! Is that understood, maggots?!
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Men, these are the facts as I understand them. ONE! I am the prettiest unicorn! TWO! My mane is lustrous and fragrant, and it catches the wind perfectly! Dismissed!