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Golurk

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  • Birthday 1996-05-24

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    Neptunium Astatide

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    'MERICA!
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    "All you need is a potato"

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  1. I am the prettiest unicorn! My mane smells like lavender, and my horn grants wishes! Is that understood, maggots?!

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      long gone

      Men, these are the facts as I understand them. ONE! I am the prettiest unicorn! TWO! My mane is lustrous and fragrant, and it catches the wind perfectly! Dismissed!

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