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  1. Golurk

    DAT LADYBUG THO

  2. Golurk
    I challenged a British friend of mine to name all 50 American states. His first answer was Detroit. And his second was going to be Kansas, but "that's in Canada."
  3. Golurk

    Here everyone's excited for secret bases and Mega Metagross when all I want is to see Drake's jacket in 3D.

  4. Golurk

    That awesome moment when your class schedule works out so that you basically have 4-day weekends.

  5. Golurk

    Sometimes, I hate everything.

  6. Golurk

    How hard can it be to make a shopping cart with functioning wheels?

  7. Golurk

    So apparently the government forgot about several smallpox samples that were just kinda sitting in a storage room.

    1. Arctic Night

      Arctic Night

      Tax money at work.

    2. RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC

      VIVA LA REVOLUTION

  8. Golurk

    Remember kids: If you need to pay for college, just tell the internet that you're making potato salad.

  9. Golurk

    18 years ago today, we were saved from the alien menace. God bless you, Will Smith!

  10. Golurk

    Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

    1. Wingnut

      Wingnut

      That was an interesting city if I do say so myself.

  11. Golurk

    I could really use a hug. Or a sandwich.

    1. Golurk

      Golurk

      https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bf/Sniper_thanks02.wav?t=20100625223627
  12. Golurk
    Y'ever taste medical-grade rubbing alcohol? Because that's what every single alcoholic beverage I've ever tasted has tasted like. Beer, vodka, rum, you name it. It tastes exactly like that. Noting that, I see absolutely no appeal whatsoever. Furthermore, I don't understand how anyone can actually enjoy it. I 'spose different strokes for different blokes, but I personally don't see the logic there.
  13. Golurk

    Hey Ellis! I hate your hat!

  14. Golurk

    I really want a giant gummy bear and some potassium chlorate.

  15. Golurk
    Well, something interesting has been happening lately. This only happens when I'm exceedingly tired (literally moments away from falling asleep), but I think I may be getting a vocal response. They're random things that I actually hear, but which have absolutely no identifiable source. And when I say random, I mean random. They've varied from short growls to full-fledged and eloquently worded sentences (which happen to be Morgan Freeman quotes). And they very rarely have the same voice; the voice also seems to change to random things. Their numbers vary widely, anything from 6 within the span of 10 minutes to none at all for an entire day. They're generally only tangentially relevant to what I'm thinking at the given moment. Certainly not things I would add on myself. They all have a few things in common, though: They happen shortly after I talk to the tulpa, they only happen exceedingly late at night, I always actually hear them, and they're always done before I have time to acknowledge them. I have no idea why this is happening now, either. The most time I've spent in a session so far is 10 minutes, and they aren't even quality minutes. I have yet to actually start trying. Am I going crazy yet?
  16. Golurk

    Argh. I get a PC remake for one of my favorite games and my computer can't run it. This is why I prefer consoles...

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    2. Golurk

      Golurk

      I'll admit, the really good thing about this is that since I bought it, I'll have it for as long as I remember my Steam credentials. So I'll likely be able to experience the full glory once I eventually get a new computer.

      Or, I could just wait until the WiiU version comes out. (Which I was gonna get anyway) :D

       

      @Amaterasu Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath. Freakin' loved it on the Xbox, and I figured newer and shinier would make it even better. 2nd favorite game o...

    3. Demonic Soulz

      Demonic Soulz

      Oddworld....Never played it yet

    4. Golurk

      Golurk

      You should. The game is phenomenal. A bit repetitive in the first half, but there's always a way they spice it up.

       

      So after the reinstall, it lasted a bit longer, but still didn't make it past the opening credits. Sadface. :(

  17. Golurk

    RRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

  18. Golurk

    Argh. I want to get the Oddbox while it's on sale, but I'm not sure if my computer can run it. :(

  19. Golurk

    Why am I still up? gg erry1

  20. Golurk
    Tough call for me. Imma say Earth. Not sure why, it just seems like the most fitting for me. Ice is 2nd, though. I like cold. The cold is my friend.
  21. Golurk

    I hate steam... pipes.

  22. Golurk
    Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, nothing of note has happened yet. Probably because I've yet to do anything substantial. Also, question: is there a time of day that works best for active sessions? I've just been doing mine at 2-3ish in the morning out of a lack of finite time elsewhere. Which has panned out REALLY well...
  23. Golurk

    To this day, the entrance to Lethal Lava Land still scares the magiarp outta me.

    1. Megas

      Megas

      It always scared me too. From a Mario game no less...

  24. Golurk
    I could list several, but most of the immediate ones are based on movies (Nightmare Before Christmas, Narnia, Zathura, you get the idea). But, of games that aren't based on movies, I'd have to say Perfect Dark: Zero. I tried it out for 5 minutes, and it just did not click with me. Certainly not like the original did.
  25. Golurk

    Random Fun Fact: Going up to Kela de Thaym with your bare hands as Rhino is an effective strategy.

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