Aureity

Yeah that is cool, I got sunburnt yesterday watching Nascar Race, what will be needed to prevent future sunburns?

....sunscreen? .-. 

Oh, and some cool shades!

Does Spike help you with something around Ponyville? Just wondering.

Yeah, depends on what I need help with, though.

Hey, are you my clone or am I your gamer counterpart?

Hug me, please? :3

Sure thing, come here!

Rainbow Dash, Did you know I'm a Soccer player too? I played 9 Seasons in 7 Years of Soccer, 5 in 4 of them in National Trail and 4 Years of High School

Oh yeah? That's pretty cool.

Tell me why you like playing Soccer so much?

I'm the best at it, duh! Also it's pretty fun to take a break from flying around everywhere.

RainbowDash,

What's your best option on Spike the Dragon?

Huh? He's cool...what more do you want?

Okay, perfect. I saw a picture of you crying at her concert; I also love the classical arts, *whispers* How may I approach her as a potential romantic interest?

I, uhh...I'm not sure I'm the best for advice at that. Chocolates?  -_- 

Rainbow Dash, Do you think you can go faster the the Race Cars?

Pfft, sure. I've seen the Nascar ones, they ain't that fast...

That's cool.

Rainbow Dash,

When Gilda helped you and Pinkie, were you surprised?

Nah...

I mean, look. I've known her for a while. She can be kind of a jerk, you know...but also nice at time. I think she's got a good heart, personally.

 

Rainbow Dash, Tell me, what's your reaction with American Football coming up?

The one where people smash into each other just to get a ball?

Totally. AWESOME!

Hi RBD, do you know Octavia?

The violinist? Sure, been to a couple of concerts.

Applejack,

How did it feel being Mistress Mare-Velous from Power Ponies again, when fighting the Tantabus?

Heh, not bad. Though ah prefer stayin' mahself.

How did the vampire fruit bats just eat apples and not ponies AppleJack?

Well, they're, err...bats. Bats don't eat us.

Hey aj!

 

have you ever broken your femur bone when kicking a tree?

because it has to have happend sometime.

actually... ALL THE TIME! because you literally have enough force to rip a tree outta its roots. and the apples aint actually supposed to fall off!

 

so, my question. ever broken your femur bone?

Nope, though mah hind legs are 'bout as tough as rocks now.

Do you think you have the best pillow talk of all your friends?

Say what now?

Rainbowdash,

How did it feel being Zap from Power Ponies again, when you were help fighting the Tantabus?

Super cool, what do you think? Not everyday you get to do stuff like that!

 

Ah, What are you going to do on 1st half break?

Psh. Train. What else would I do, sit around and eat ice cream?

...actually, that sounds pretty cool too...hmm.

Hey Rainbow, Think you can beat this in a race?

 

 

It flies 3x faster then you can talk to a pony, maybe faster.

Pssh, sure. It looks dumb.

Do you have the best pillow talk of all your friends?

The best what now?

Applejack,

Glad the Yak party went well.

Heheh, thanks!

Well, I can't think of any other Frozen songs.

...

So, do you like apple jam?

Err, ah suppose it's alright!

So, Applejack. You were just recently named best pony, your reactions?

Heh, ah never knew ah had so many fans...

Applejack,

Does Spike help around the farm?

A bit! 'bout as much as ya'd expect from a tiny dragon!

It's alright, Tell me, What's your favorite Moment when Competing?

Just the rush of adrenaline is good enough for me! But I do like to win, too!

It rained all last week and got flooding in my area, do you have any response as of why my area has been flooded?

Uhh...that, uhh, wasn't me! Totally!

Did you know Scoots has a bit of a crush on you?

Oh, knock it off. It's a sisterly bond thing, that's all. She's just a kid, sheesh.

Rainbow dash,

What's your best stunt?

Oh jeez, that's a hard one.

My FAVORITE one is the sonic rainboom, of course, but it's not my best...

HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SO AMAZING???

Born this way!   

RD,

 

Have you ever wanted to go into space?

...can I fly in space?

RD,

 

Can you comfort one of your fans like myself when I lost a friend and a Fellow Northwestern Warrior named Taylor Blankenship to a Car Wreck last Weekend?

Aww, that sucks...I'm sorry. :-(

I am guessing this is the first time in forever that this happened.

*groans* Ah hate bad puns.

Rainbow Dash, Tell me, when you ask Scootaloo to be your plus-one for the Gala, Can you explain to me what is a Plus-One in Equestria and how you asked Scootaloo to be your Gala Plus-One?

Sure! Like, uhh, your sidekick or something, I guess. Not sure how to really explain it...

And, I mean...you just ask. It's really not that big of a deal.

Sure....

Which type of apple is your favorite?

Aww, ah can't choose, that'd be bias...

Come on and just let it go...

let it go...

 

*suddenly changes it to winter by just flicking slightly*

Err...ah'm not sure the weather patrol 's gonna like that too much.

Aww, Do you think so Rainbow Dash?

Hehe, yep!

Hey Rainbow, do you have a crush on Pinkie?

Wh-what!? Eww, no!

Seems ah've got a bit of a problem on the forum today, ah can't see the last page! If ya'll have questions ah haven't answered, ask em again.

Sorry! 

Do you have a very special somepony?

Err...nah.

Did you ever Buck too hard that it caused all of Equestria to panic?
Also Did you decide to look up Soccer Moms prior to you Babying Apple Bloom?

From just a buck? Ah don't think so...

And what's, err, soccer moms? o.O

Hi there! :3 What would you like to do with your time once you reach Granny Smith's age? 

Ah figure if ah ever get too old ta be bucking trees, might as well take care of the young'uns.   

Applejack....do you want to build a snowman?

In summer!? Ya got a screw loose or somethin'?

"Rise for 100th Episode tonight!" How's my singing to you?

Heheh, not bad!

Applejack,

Everything good?

Course! Gettin' hot as a desert...and dry like one, too. But ah'll make do.

Rainbow Dash, Did you forgot to check the weather? It was raining here last night.

Sorry, buddy! Can't be sunshine every day or the farmers will get mad.

*snickers* I thought it was a little funny. Both you and Pinkie were acting so out of character. You crying like a baby, her making jokes while causing someone's pain, it was HILARIOUS!

But, um, shouldnt let Fluttershy read it. Ya know, innocence and all that.

...hilarious isn't the word I'd use for that....

Hi there! :3 How would you feel about getting cookies and belly rubs? o3o

Ooh, yes! *rolls over*

Flying Practices or Having Fun

Oh yeah, he's great for both! Well, maybe not the flying...

 

Do you find this song kinda heavily sentimental for your tastes?

Ah ain't sure what ah'm supposed to be seein'...but it sure is a nice song! 

Hey Rainbow!

o.O Hi!

Hey Dash, I'll give you 4 Choices, you can do the Abilities contest for your first choice

OR

for your second choice you can do 1v1 Race in the Skies

OR

for your third choice you can do time trials race

OR

You can do your fourth choice by doing the Wing-up contest?

Bleah...sky racing is always fun, I guess, but I've yet to see somepony faster than me.

Yo Rainbow Dash, is the story of you working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza legit? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10656238/1/Rainbow-Dash-s-Five-Nights-at-Freddy-s

 

How was it?

Nah, just a made-up thing!

Yo! Dash! Wassup? Been up to much lately?

Also, have you ever read 'cupcakes'?

It's summer! Get out there and enjoy the weather! Nice and warm out there.

And yeah...I have. 

Rainbowdash,

Does Spike help you around Ponyville?

Hmm, with what?

Dash, What are you going to do for 100 Episodes?

Whaa...? Shoot, am I supposed to do something cool?

 

Was it surprising when Gilda saved you?

Not...really? I mean, look, I believe in decency and all. I appreciate what she did, though!

OK I'm giving you 2 choices here and no you can only choose one.

 

Would you like to race in the equestrian bulk race (Where you will be tied to a 350 Pound object and you must cross the finish line with it tied to you)

 

Or I could get you to the Sharp Dodge Race (Where you must dodge trees and object coming your way in high speeds)

 

Second one sounds like more of a thrill!

Rainbowdash,

Working on any new stunts lately?

Plenty, wanna see 'em? Gotta mix up my skills for the next race.

And They showed the town that Troubleshoes wasn't bad, just confused about his talent.

Ah suppose. Really hope they don't get in in their heads that runnin' off all the time is a good thing though, ya know.

What about Fellow Brony James Tempest who took his life earlier this year?

*gathers many torches*

Rainbowdash,

What Had AK Yearling/Daring Do been up to?

Takin' a trip across the entire country for ideas to put in her new book!

..wasn't supposed to say that though! Don't tell anyone!   

Applejack,

I know the CMC Crusaders disobey you by leaving the cabin, but, give them credit for helping Troubleshoes?

 

He did seem like a bad stallion, he just didn't understand what his talent was.

*sigh* Ah can't fault 'em for trying, though ah sure do wish they'd stay outta trouble sometimes.

Rainbow Dash, What makes you upset more?

Other than disloyalty? You'll have to gimme something to work with, here.

What If spike touched your hooves?

Eh? What about it? I wouldn't be super weirded out, or anything.