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Ya ain't the first brony ta ask that. Strangely enough, ah get more of em than Dash does. Oh...err, hello there, your Royal Highness (that ah've never seen before).

Cool story, car. Wha....where'd you find him? And thanks so much, you're awesome!

7/10, I see you often enough.

Welcome to the forums, and enjoy yourself here! Feel free to ask if you have any questions. ^^

I killed a G3 potato.

My guess would be that the masturbation thread in question was one that discussed the topic without going into vulgar detail about the specifics. Threads like this that stay strictly on-topic are allowed, as they are simply discussion about a topic - in this case Rule 34. I have not seen your thread, but from what you've said... ...it seems that your thread was mostly centered around some vulgar vagabond spouting sexual slurs at you. We would rather not have a thread containing these slurs, for very obvious reasons, which is probably why one of the other moderators deleted the thread. If, in the future, you wish to create another thread about this same issue, focus more on the problem on hand rather than what was being yelled at you.

42. Guess the meaning of life is to start over.

There doesn't seem to be an option to select all of them. Well, I think I'll go with Sloth, since it seems to fit me best. Who wants to do work when you can crawl into bed and nap the rest of the day away? ^^

Welcome to the forums, and you'll be glad to know that we have a special subforum dedicated to user art that you may want to look into. ^^ Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions!

Alrighty, bye! Ah don't even know ya. Yep.

...can't a pony get ANY sleep around here without racing every five seconds? Ugh...I just ignore all the drama. Have fun with all the, um, big monsters and stuff.

Rainbow Dash, with some effort, finally pulled Fluttershy out of the building and back into the alley. "There," she grumbled, a hint of irritation in her voice as she looked down at the quivering Fluttershy. "Jeez, how do you get lost in this city? You've been here at least a couple times before." Fluttershy looked immensely ashamed of herself. "I was just...a bit startled, is all," she murmured quietly. "Um...I'm going to go get the supplies for Angel now, if...if that's okay with you." Rainbow rolled her eyes. "I'm coming with you, or you're going to get sidetracked again. Come on, move it." She nudged Fluttershy out of the alleyway, still grumbling under her breath. "An hour of sleep time wasted. So not cool."

Fluttershy squeaked, evidently still too embarrased at this recent turn of events to say anything, and began inching towards the doorway. "There you are, Fluttershy!" Rainbow Dash said triumphantly, bursting into the room in a flash of prismatic light. "Quick, let's go. Twi's on my case about being too lazy." She began slowly dragging the Fluttershy-in-a-ball out from underneath the table and towards the doorway.

(Awesome, that means I have a half-brother ) Landon paced around for a good half-minute, fuming slightly at the lack of obvious instruction on what to do next. He was at a loss, and turned around to see where the other new arrivals were headed, but was unable to find them amidst the crowd of campers now milling around the field, a few of whom were smirking at him and pointing him out. Furious, he turned around and was about to storm right back out of the camp when a voice behind him spoke. "Hello there, and welcome to Camp Half-Blood," an old man lazing in a wheelchair quipped, looking up at him. "Erm. Hello, sir." Said Landon, slightly relieved to not be looking like a complete idiot anymore. "I do apologize for the delay, as I was speaking to a few other new arrivals about the procedure. Are you aware of what goes on in here?" "Yeah, my mom told me," Landon said quickly. "All that Greek mythology, right?" The old man smiled. "It's more than just a myth. Well then, head on over there to the new arrivals' cabin," he said, pointing out a prominent log building. "We'll sort out where to put you once your parent deity has claimed you." "Great," Landon muttered, not feeling very enthusiastic, as he said good-bye to the old man and turned towards his temporary shelter.

"Th-that's what it is?" asked Fluttershy nervously. "It just looked so pretty, and I wanted to take a closer look at it. "Umdon'thurtme?" she squeaked, quailing under their gazes. ~~~ "Rainbow. Hey, Rainbow, wake up." "Huh?" Rainbow Dash groggily opened her eyes to find a familiar-looking purple mare shaking her frantically. "Rainbow, Fluttershy should've been back a half-hour ago. It's not like her to be late," Twilight said, a hint of panic in her voice. Rainbow Dash stared in disbelief at her friend. "You're waking me up from a dream about the Wonderbolts for this?" Groaning, she flopped back down onto the tree branch she had been resting on. "Stop worrying so much, Twi. She probably got lost or something...". "You know Fluttershy would never be late when she's trying to help cure Angel," Twilight said sternly. "Her pets are very important to her. Something...bad...might've happened," she added worriedly. "You're just paranoid," grumbled Dash, unwilling to leave the comfort of her tree branch. "She's your friend, too, Rainbow!" said Twilight, stamping her hoof impatiently. "How would you feel if you found out something bad happened to her?" "Oh, all RIGHT." snapped Dash with a heavy sigh as she dropped from her tree branch to land with a heavy thud on the floor. "But I'm taking the rest of the day off after this." Immensely irritated, she flapped her wings as she took off for Canterlot.

Well, alright. Just don't go getting yourself into any trouble, or I'll have to save the day!

It-it's all right. Ah'll just have ta try harder this season. We still got enough apples left for the family. Ah'm sure we can survive on one apple a week.

"Eep!" Fluttershy curled up even tighter as she realized she was being poked. "Please don't hurt me, I was just curious as to what was going on," she pleaded, her voice muffled slightly by her hair.

Landon paused at the top of the hill, slightly out of breath after his dash towards the hillcrest. A few distant cabin-like structures met his eye, and he grinned. Least this camp has shelter - I thought I'd have to be kippping in a tent all summer. He looked around, and spotted a few others climbing the hill or scattered around the top, looking lost. Must be the other campers, right? He stepped forward towards the nearest one, but changed his mind quickly as the rainfall seemed to double instantaneously, and a roar of thunder rumbled in the distance. His backpack could only take so much, and he didn't want the electronics inside getting waterlogged. He spent a good half-minute sprinting towards the camp, when suddenly, he had the strangest sensation of passing through a large invisible...something. The rainfall seemed to stop instantaneously, and puzzled, he glanced upwards. The sun was burning brightly in the sky where seconds before there had been dark, ominous rainclouds. "Weird," he muttered to himself as he continued his trek, slowing down a bit now that he didn't have to worry about getting struck by stray lightning. Eventually he arrived at the cluster of buildings, and stopped, unsure of what to do next.

Welcome to the forums! And enjoy your stay here. /)

Granted. Fox News. I wish the temperature would drop below freezing.

Landon scowled as he quickly wrenched open the taxi door, stumbling a little as the car lurched into motion, and just barely managing to disentangle himself and his backpack from the vehicle before it sped off down the winding road back towards town. He watched it grow smaller and smaller as it drove down the steep slope until finally it disappeared from his field of vision. Unsure, he took a moment to sling his backpack over his shoulder as he glanced up at the hill that loomed before him. "A camp for special people," he muttered under his breath as he gazed apprehensively at his surroundings. "Seems legit." He was still in a state of doubt, and half of him wanted to believe that what his mother had told him a few days ago was just a lie. Well, actually, all of him did. HIs mind swirling with mutinous thoughts, Landon glanced back at the tiny speck below him. More than just a town, it was civilization. It meant a warm bed and a roof over his head, compared to where he was now. A bloody wilderness, and depressingly heavy rainfall. He sighed and wiped any thoughts of return from his mind. Although he longed to ignore it, his mother's words did ring true to him, deep within. He had always known that there was something weird about him. That first time he had nearly electrocuted himself when he spilled Fanta all over his painstakingly-assembled project, and had come out of it unscathed. And all those strange...creatures that apparently his friends couldn't see. He had thought he was just going delusional from sleep deprivation. "Well, standing out here in the rain isn't going to make me any happier," he grumbled to himself, as he began his trek up the muddy hill.