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Aureity

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  1. Uhh...nah, I don't think so. Oh, yeah. Can't think of a BAD topping, really. Everything is great. Eh. Just wanted to make sure you weren't one of those weird serial killer looking guys. Oh yeah, totally. Dunno about most powerful, you should see the stuff Twi can do with Magic... Uhh, let's see. I think some guy was picking on her (this was wayyyyyyy back), and I told him to go stick his head in a drainpipe.
  2. Okay, fine, I haven't read it. Happy? I did a couple of cartwheels on wings of fire the other day. Literally. Like...don't cook macaroni without the water or uh-oh type of literally. Not cool. If it'll make you stop talking about it. Ooh, pizza! Pizza is amazing! Oh yeah? Won't take that much to impress me, long as it's tasty. Apples. ...hey, get back to your own thread! -_- Meh, I tried. *yawn* Lemme see what you look like first. Oh, okay. Whatever, never was that great with geography.
  3. Err... Ain't none o' mah business ta care who Fluttershy gets attached to. More 'n a couple big 'nuff ta pull the tree down. Ah'm a little curious, but it ain't mah place ta be nosy.
  4. Easy, pardner. Figure out what ya wanna do first instead o' rushin' three different things. Big, muscle pony? Yeah, he helped me drag a fallen tree off our barn last spring. Awful kind of him, and ah invited him over fer dinner.
  5. Uhh...what am I racing against if you're cooking...? The frying pan? Having me in it! Oh, come on. If you ran a marathon practically every other day, I think that entitles you to be a little lazy...at least once in a while. -_- Well, I dunno. Not an expert at that fancy romance sorta thing, ya know? That's probably it. Totally awesome! Best experience I've had in a long time! WAAAAYYY better than completing a marathon - it's up there with my first sonic rainboom, ever, in terms of coolness. Jeez, I'm trying. Looks like I fly faster than I write. ...which one? There's like...TONS of them out there. Oh yeah? How come it looks normal from up here, then? World Wide...Enternet. Right? Right? I was close, right?
  6. Awesome, fan fiction! Uhh...still working on those tricks. I swear. Will get back to you on that. *munches on a candybar* And yeah, my routine! Depends on my job, of course. Sometimes I'm needed for some early cloud roundup, but usually I get to sleep in. Either way, I'm up by nine, finished a daily fly-over of Equestria by lunchtime, and I'm basically free after that. And jeez, you might as well ask why a rubber ducky makes a squishy sound. Do I look like I know? She's, uhh...great! Err...pretty cool when I've met her and everything. I mean, jeez. Standing around in one place for hours banging on a controller. Sounds like a nightmare. Doesn't mean some games aren't cool, though! Duh. Not like that sorta thing usually stops me...but I kinda got in trouble for destroying a landmark last week. No biggie, really, but... No, I am NOT a lesbian! For crying out loud... Take a guess! Not that many, actually. Less than ten. Huh? Ya asking for what the next season has, or what to do while waiting? Sorta...you can get all sorts of stuff stuck in your feathers while flying, so you gotta keep em clean.
  7. Looked nothin' like ya, but alright. A hundred percent alcohol-free, hoof-on-heart guarantee. Now, we DO sell an alternative fer some others...
  8. Siiiigh...go ahead. Pfft, then you'd have to be a Wonderbolt or somepony equally awesome. And that'd be so cool to see! I dunno, aren't those things supposed to be restricted? Cause "preserving nature" or whatever, from Twi. A bit. Not that much really. And why don't you come visit and find out? (No...) I don't have a "top speed". I'd just end up passing it the next day, ya know? I DO know that I go fast enough that the wind knocked over the speed radar that was supposed to track me. And that'd be cool to see. If you can, anyhow. And no, just cause I read a TEENSY TINY BIT doesn't mean I've finished off the whole library. Nah, I can stay awake by flying.
  9. Err...nahh. Ah'm fine like this. Why not? If ah didn't, that'd be half o' the week wasted. Ya just might. Ah remember one pony who did - he was strong enough to snap the ropes like twigs.
  10. Yeap, well, we had ta clear out a few groves a while back, ta make room for another storage barn. Err...what's a Canada? ...or a Master Chief? She was out pickin' berries or summat, didn't catch her. Maybe next time! Mmm-hmm, used it on Twilight once, cause she thought it was downright 'mpossible. ...ended up havin' to use magic ta get out after a good hour or so. Err. ...aight.
  11. Well, since Twilight seemed it enjoy it a lot, I thought I;d give it a shot. Couldn't be THAT bad, ya know? I've seen a couple. I guess I'd like movies with a bunch of action, maybe some flying. Dunno what kinda genre that is. And not one of those gore movies, those aren't too great. And, uhh...Twi's stopped crashing into trees last time I checked. ...I think? That's cool, right? Challenge accepted! ...ehh, might have to ask the Princess first, though. Ya know, just to make sure. Heh - that one you'll have to find out later. No spoilers! Well, DUH. How could I not? As soon as she can - and I know she will someday - I'll get right on making her the best filly flyer in Equestria. Yeah, really. After a while you get used to the randomness. Probably the most random thing that I could think of would be her acting normal. Still though, kinda cool trying to figure out what she's gonna do next. What could possibly be more cool than zipping around Equestria as low as possible? Used to do that a lot...got better eventually and stopped crashing into ponies. And trees. And buildings. Yeah... Why, you wanna rub it? Why does everypony wanna rub my tummy?
  12. What, us two? Bout as far apart as an apple 'n a, err...blueberry. Eeyep. Got a few bits o' lumber ah'm using to wall off the grove from the rest o' the farm. ...and by a few bits, ah mean several tons. Err, what's updog? What, ya never practiced tying knots? Knots so tight it took hours ta get loose again? We used ta have a whole competition fer that... And a good knot makes a good lasso, too!
  13. Maybe I'll drop by sometime. Ehh, lemme see. ... Gee, I can't really think of any new tricks I've made up this month. Uh-oh, does this mean I'm getting lazy? Better get right on it...soon as I'm done with my nap. ..and I never said she was mad at me! You're the one who... *sigh* nevermind. Zzzzzz... Go ahead! Shades of yours look pretty sweet, too. Oh great, I bet they would. Considering all that trouble they went to for AJ's big brother. Hah! Better go ask Twi about it then - she knows everything. *yaaaaawn*
  14. I dunno, I got the impression we made up. Why, you think she's still a little angry. Aww no, I don't want her to be mad at me... And yeah, yeah, I've read it. Sure - is there magic that can make me go faster? That'd be cool. Pfft, what's she going to do, make a love potion? When you've plummeted towards the ground at the speed of sound, a roller coaster ain't gonna scare you much, kid. Sale on ice-cream yesterday at Sugarcube. Ate too much and my teeth are still chattering even today. ...so cold... Nicest? Uhh...besides generally sticking up for 'em and being there, ya mean? I can't really think of anything better than that... Yeah, one. Don't crash. Yeah, the ice cream headache. Makes your world turn upside down, locks your mouth for hours, and makes you too dizzy to stand up. And, uh, that'd be...awesome, right? Yeah...totally awesome. *brrr....* Oh geez, that just made my headache worse. ...what's this 'bout a fan club?
  15. No doubt 'bout it! 's alright, ah'm sure it'll be fixed up right soon. ...and yer askin' ME for advice? Seems like somethin' she should try an' figure out on her own. Err - hey, that ain't what ah meant! Well see - there's all sorts of trouble a filly might get into if left alone. Ah worry, ya know? ....... ........... .......................... Ah'll get back to ya on that.
  16. Well, see, Apple Bloom thought she'd found one o those, err...pirate treasure chest things. Ya know, full o' bits 'n everything. Turns out it was an underground water pipe, and now a section o' the farm's gone 'n flooded. Never been much for that. Got better things ta do than go around showin' off how ta tie a knot or throw a lasso or summat.
  17. A dare!? Yeah, totally! Might go a little nuts doing it, but it'd be totally worth it! It's that game about...war, right? I think one of you guys mentioned it once. Well, I mean...just try it. I thought it was really nerdy at first, but it actually is pretty cool. See if you get into it. Aww man, no way. I don't want him to think I'm a creeper. Pfft, why not both? I could probably fit an amusement park into my schedule, too. Yeah...that thing. I have, but I try not to forget I did. And what was it about Daring?
  18. Hah, just a lil' crush. Ah'm over it now. Can't talk now, got ta get the next grove o' apples 'fore tomorrow. Ehh. Never really saw the point in braggin' at all. Ya want ta puff up your ego, sure thing - just be sure ya can back it up.
  19. Heh. We'll see. You'll just have to wait a little bit. Jeez, how am I supposed to know? You're asking like I'm an expert at that sorta thing. I mean...yeah, sure, probably getting embarrassed or something. Like everypony else, I guess. Err...of course. >.> And I'm just soaking in the sun. Like everyone else. You know what they say - better catch the rays before they're all gone and its winter again. Well, I mean, the songs are pretty cool. ...no pun intended. Well, duh! Winning the race against those bullies and getting my Cutie Mark! *snicker* Her personality's a little...rocky.
  20. Well duh. Bigger numbers means harder math. ...just kidding. It's an inside joke that sorta got outta hoof. *squee* Ehehe...I dunno, maybe...if he asks or something. Is racing a sport? It's totally a sport, right? Yeah, of course it is. It's when I was really little, actually. I don't remember much of the details. I DO know, though, that it was the most awesome feeling I've ever felt in my life. Bigger than doing a Rainboom, even! I hear Frozen is good ! ...not really the season for it, though. Darn Nothing beats Pac-pony! ...haven't really played at the arcade as much as you'd think. .
  21. Well, err. Ah'm always open to new experiences, ah s'ppose. Funny story, actually. Err - ah mean, nah. Not really. Ya remind me a lil' of Rainbow Dash with that attitude. Not that it's a bad thing, o' course.
  22. Aureity

    Let It Go

    Well, the time has come. I’m outta here. There’s your announcement. You can abandon thread right now if you don’t like text walls of doom. If so, keep reading. I'm not sure how many of you actually remember me when I popped in a couple of years ago. For those who have, kudos on your fantastic memory. You're better than me. For the rest, let me describe myself in one word. Hyper. Yeah, hyper. Never touched coffee in my life (or that Red Bull stuff, yuck), and yet I found myself bouncing off the walls. It manifested itself in everything I did, pretty much. Tons of activity, tons of posts. Topics, status updates, whatever. If you’d like a little proof, just mouse over to my “Brohoof” section – 3048 as of this post. See it? Nearly all of those were accumulated in the first couple of months I joined the forum. Yeah, whoa. “But Aureity,” I hear you say. “What about the two years plus since then? What have you done? ” The truth, sadly, is ‘a whole load of nothing’. I wish I could tell you that it’s because I went on a tour around the world. Or that schoolwork stifled my free time 24 hours a day. Or that I’ve moved halfway across the country and had to adjust. Or whatever, anything, to convince both you guys and myself that eventually, I’d plonk myself back in a chair and start bouncing off of MLP Forum’s virtual walls again. But then I’d be lying. Truth is, I got bored. Hell, I wouldn’t even be writing this if I didn’t think a bunch of people – at least, whoever’s left that still remembers – deserved an explanation. Ponies, for me, were just a phase, like the dozen or so other fascinations before and the dozens more surely to come. Originally, the concept of friendship drew me in, like it probably did so many others. And of course, because the ponies were just sooo cute. And for a few months or so, I was a superfan. Needed my fix of everything pony. And then, like an hourglass, my interest just sort of…ticked away. I would’ve been done right there, if something else hadn’t caught my eye. The Roleplay section. That looked like fun, right? Imagination, creative writing, story-telling? Sign me up. And just like that, I was hooked into another phase, one that involved walls upon walls of text. (I think the backstory that I made for my OC during that phase, Aurora Flare, turned out to be three or four dozen paragraphs long. For one backstory. Dear god.) Predictably enough, my interest in roleplaying began to fizzle after a couple of months, too. I was ready to move on, but fate seemed to have other ideas. One day, an avid roleplay enthusiast and moderator (who I’ll keep unnamed out of respect) asked for my help in cleaning up the roleplay section a bit. Figuring that I wanted to give back a little to the community, I agreed. That wasn’t exactly the start of another phase, per se, more just a sense of duty. I did the best I could in cleaning up the section for another few months, and ended up getting promoted to a moderator myself by the administration. Which, of course, meant that I had to keep working to validate their faith in me. By this point, the community didn’t really interest me anymore (sorry guys). I had long since grown out of both phases, and the only reason I kept going was because of two reasons. · It’d look bad if I didn’t. · I still figured I owed the forums something for the year or so I’d spent up to that point enjoying myself. That was, what…a year ago? Probably more? I don’t actually remember. It was all I was doing up until late last year – responding to reports, hiding posts, and smiting trolls with the mighty banhammer (okay, maybe not much of that…). I was no longer interested in the pony community. About the only activity I’d be doing upon logging in would be to check the reports section and complete what I could, before logging off to do stuff that I found actually fun. As far as I was concerned, this sort of thing was just another chore. Just another piece of homework to add to the pile. Not much left to read, guys. Hang on there. By the time 2014 rolled around, I was done. After a year or more of moderation duties, I was convinced that I had given back my share to the community that had accepted me two years ago. Moderation activity dropped to nearly zero. I logged into the forums literally once a week, for three minutes, just to glance uninterestedly at the list of reports. And that’s all I’ve been doing for the past few months. Which brings me to today. I’ve finally realized that it’s better to bury the corpse here than to drag it along any longer. I’ve done my job. I’ve taken and received. And I’m perfectly happy with the memories I’ve gotten. To all of you who may have wished some more activity from me, I’m sorry. To those of you who have no clue who I am, kudos for reading this far. But hey – it seems fitting to end my years at MLP Forums with the same quote I used to begin it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. – Dr Seuss And for the lazy TL;DRers : No right, no wrong, no rules for me. I’m free!
  23. High School is OVA!

    1. Thunderchild

      Thunderchild

      High School is eggs?

    2. Hashi

      Hashi

      Anybody else see this and just think about omelettes?

  24. Got a knack for finding things. Not as good as Pinkie, but still. ...wat? Cool. You won't believe how many of 'em there are, though. Every time I go somewhere... Aw, jeez, Soarin'? N-no way. He's, like, famous. Well, I mean...I sorta am, too, but like, WORLD-famous. All of em! Yeesh, somepony got outta the wrong side of bed. Yeah, sure, getting real hot outside anyway. Besides it being fun? Ugh, not that thing again. You guys know how much you freaked Scoots out when you showed it to her, right? -_- And saving Equestria a couple of times comes with benefits, ya know?
  25. Aw, nopony will. There was a nice lookin' fella back in school. Ah sorta got a tad bit of a crush on him, but he moved away. Real shame, too. Of course not, why would ya even ask that!
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