Emerald Heart

There once upon time was someone called John who never said thanks John for chewing my baguette. John also gesticulated towards a young mime who performed loudly. The cactus farted on the apples peed bacon. Princess Luna barfed a chicken sandwich and soviet tea was exploded by cereal killers who’s nephews often urinated. Ponies bit rotten apples weekly vomiting cider behind Rarity’s huge chicken girlfriend while Spike stares to the sky fantasizing about Ember but...murderers no noodles. Once eons ago there was a mule climbing a shrub but died. 
Never before urinating was so public because Derpy smelled extraordinary. Her muffins molted while typing out romance novels. Elephants gently rolled dead it seemed sad. Crazy ponies trotted furiously towards the ravine while Discord caused an cows to lactate coffee boiling lava served cold with marshmellows roasted on there humanity. Coco garbage vigorously while Kirins picked poison apples. He who scratches doggos gets no muffins because pancakes are striking superior poses. 
Those lousy idiots were attacking a butterfly whilst dancing terribly. And so we banished all the small died shirts. The soviet tank cried because it tripped helpless Americans. Are pissed because me. But english antidisestablishmentarians fumbled their donuts and pockets of resistance starfighters who attacked me. They ran to a… Walmart to steal uncommon idiots. Sometimes there’s kittens frolicking stupidly into woodchippers because Celestia exploded. Stop doing idiotic things like kicking babies while spinning a… chicken egg and banana pudding. Luna and Celestia were farting with Cadance and accidentally killed Discord.
Meanwhile, my butt exploded like a balloon. Donkey Kong stole Mario’s dead Princess Peach because Wario died. This was fun but we forgot the celebratory cupcake and whiskey jellybeans. Friendship was destroyed by eggs made from chocolate milk. Spike finally received recognition for his generosity towards apple idiots. The two idiots said at night YouTube